(Not so sure that pirate would win against that panda!)
That is not a pirate, that is clearly an escapee from an "assisted living center".
No matter how hard you try, you will not find a scary panda. Only thing scary about a panda is getting sat on.
So be careful what antivirus you use. You could let Avast! pillage your infections.....or your AV could sit around snacking on bamboo relentlessly. Your choice.
@Danny....posting images needlessly here is already out-of-bounds (yeah, I know I started it), but if you must imitate my bad behavior, try to keep the movie-poster sized pics under control.