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Other => General Topics => Topic started by: OrangeCrate on April 01, 2007, 11:57:32 AM
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This is way cool...
http://www.google.com/tisp/
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Haha ;D ;D ;D !!!
#1 Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.
#2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.
#3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.
#4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.
#5 Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.
#6 Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.
#7 Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.
#8 Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)
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My data has been flowing out of my house this way for many many years.
Unfortunately, there have also been many brown-outs.
After seeking some advise on this problem. I was simply told that sh*t happens and there
wasn't anything I could do about it.
The data inspection team asked my to recycle the paper that the data was written on....
I decided against that option because it would have been to smelly an operation.
If any one has any suggestions, please send them to:
brownouts@toiletcommunications.com
Thanks. ;D
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good one bob-i knew all along you had a sense of humor tucked in there somewhere ;D :D
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good one bob-i knew all along you had a sense of humor tucked in there somewhere ;D :D
Facts, nothing but the facts.... ;)
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where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.
Now THAT'S a crappy job! ;)
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where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.
Now THAT'S a crappy job! ;)
Which is why it will be wiped off the internet by April 2nd and stored in the outhouse
for safe keeping till next year at which time it will again be rolled out for another plunge
into the abyss. ;D