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Title: 13 sure ways to get your computer infected big time!
Post by: polonus on October 26, 2008, 12:22:17 AM: Hi malware fighters,

Actually there is a thirteenth rule here, and this do everything contrary to what you have learned visiting this forum. Then there are again some twelve golden ways left:

1) Look for cracks, subdivided in illegal software and .....

2) Practice unsafe hex, browse the web for free prOn

3) Look for software that adds smileys to your posts, mail etc

4) Look for kewl skins, screensavers etc

5) Look for spyware removers, concentrate on the kind that makes you pay before it removes anything

6) Install a P2P program and repeat all of the above

7) Look for pokergames, slotmachines and other gambling outfits

8) Look for ringtones and other stuff to bling your phone

9) Do NOT pay for anything, the internet is a place where you can steal anything from everyone without even saying as much as thank you

10) Click on those unexpected links and attachments in email, because you're curious...

11) Do loan your laptop to the next door neighbour for the weekend and give him your Admin account login so he can get his project done with no hassles

12) Let the Babysitter use your laptop for 'schoolwork'

polonus
Title: Re: 13 sure ways to get your computer infected big time!
Post by: DavidR on October 26, 2008, 02:07:48 AM: Yum, that sambal badjak looks good enough to eat, I guess I will trawl the net looking for a free recipe ;D
Title: Re: 13 sure ways to get your computer infected big time!
Post by: YoKenny on October 26, 2008, 03:22:49 AM: Quote from: DavidR on October 26, 2008, 02:07:48 AM
Yum, that sambal badjak looks good enough to eat, I guess I will trawl the net looking for a free recipe ;D
I like Kimchi

(http://www.imagespeech.com/out.php/t2174_kimchee.png) (http://www.imagespeech.com/out.php/i2174_kimchee.png)
Title: Re: 13 sure ways to get your computer infected big time!
Post by: oldman on October 26, 2008, 10:48:50 AM: Quote from: DavidR on October 26, 2008, 02:07:48 AM
Yum, that sambal badjak looks good enough to eat, I guess I will trawl the net looking for a free recipe ;D
As I commented to Bob, sometime back, those recipe sites can be dangerous. I have yet to encounter anyone who was infected by porn sites. ::)

So do take care.
Title: Re: 13 sure ways to get your computer infected big time!
Post by: Dwarden on October 26, 2008, 02:00:05 PM: hey i done first 10 and my system still not infested :) guess need test these last 2
Title: Re: 13 sure ways to get your computer infected big time!
Post by: DavidR on October 26, 2008, 02:10:11 PM: Quote from: oldman on October 26, 2008, 10:48:50 AM
Quote from: DavidR on October 26, 2008, 02:07:48 AM
Yum, that sambal badjak looks good enough to eat, I guess I will trawl the net looking for a free recipe ;D
As I commented to Bob, sometime back, those recipe sites can be dangerous. I have yet to encounter anyone who was infected by porn sites. ::)

So do take care.

That is why there is a smiley at the end, depicting the irony of looking in dodgy sites ;D

I have yet to meet anyone who admitted to being infected by visiting a p0rn site ;D
Then I guess that is the point ;D
Title: Re: 13 sure ways to get your computer infected big time!
Post by: bob3160 on October 26, 2008, 08:01:27 PM: Quote
I have yet to encounter anyone who was infected by porn sites.

Those infections can only be contracted in person...... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 13 sure ways to get your computer infected big time!
Post by: ProgrammerGuy on October 27, 2008, 01:52:04 PM: Quote from: YoKenny on October 26, 2008, 03:22:49 AM
I like Kimchi

A man after my own heart! ;D
Title: Re: 13 sure ways to get your computer infected big time!
Post by: polonus on October 27, 2008, 01:57:46 PM: Hi ProgrammerGuy,

I would go for the kimchi stew,

polonus

P.S. click on animation below to see the effects of the hot chillies..
Title: Re: 13 sure ways to get your computer infected big time!
Post by: ProgrammerGuy on October 27, 2008, 02:30:14 PM: Quote from: polonus on October 27, 2008, 01:57:46 PM
P.S. click on animation below to see the effects of the hot chillies..

I live in Texas so I'm all too well aware of the effects of hot chillies... :o
Title: Re: 13 sure ways to get your computer infected big time!
Post by: YoKenny on October 27, 2008, 02:32:08 PM: Quote
P.S. click on animation below to see the effects of the hot chillies..
That's only coming in.
Title: Re: 13 sure ways to get your computer infected big time!
Post by: DavidR on October 27, 2008, 03:21:37 PM: Yes put toilet tissue in the fridge well in advance ;D