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Words of Wisdom or Humor (Off Topic)
« on: September 29, 2012, 11:04:31 PM »
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Re: Words of Wisdom or Humor (Off Topic)
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2012, 12:43:54 AM »
Not sure if this shouldn't be here, http://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=85679.0.
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Re: Words of Wisdom or Humor (Off Topic)
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2012, 01:18:43 AM »
This is not necessarily for funny items. Just for sayings and/or thoughts. Yes, they could involve humor.
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Re: Words of Wisdom or Humor (Off Topic)
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2012, 01:30:38 AM »
So now we have 2 "off topic" posts.  ;D
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Re: Words of Wisdom or Humor (Off Topic)
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2012, 03:08:31 AM »
This is not necessarily for funny items. Just for sayings and/or thoughts. Yes, they could involve humor.

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Re: Words of Wisdom or Humor (Off Topic)
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2012, 03:59:09 AM »
This "philosophical" tidbit was from a best friend's college yearbook entry what seems like centuries ago.  I defy you to not even try unraveling the obvious non-sequitur:

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