The last time someone called me about my PC being infected. I told them who my parents where and how much they knew about them and technology. I said something to the affect of "I'm not going to let you take my computer over." THe answer was "Then go to * h311". Quite funny. THe next time the come calling I got some very beautiful presents in store for them. (Aka: Ransomware, Trojans, NavaShield (What a pain in the butt rogue AV), Worms etc)