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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2130 on: February 04, 2024, 03:59:49 PM »
"Don't you have to wear a funny jacket when you are driven in Sane ?"
Yes and it's hard to get out of too. Makes driving almost impossible. :)

You also need some help to get into it and do up the buckles.  What idiot designed this jacket, not in the least comfortable all those straps and buckles.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2131 on: February 04, 2024, 06:30:22 PM »
"Don't you have to wear a funny jacket when you are driven in Sane ?"
Yes and it's hard to get out of too. Makes driving almost impossible. :)

You also need some help to get into it and do up the buckles.  What idiot designed this jacket, not in the least comfortable all those straps and buckles.
It can almost make you feel sorry for the women who in the old days wore corsets.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2132 on: February 04, 2024, 06:36:37 PM »
"Don't you have to wear a funny jacket when you are driven in Sane ?"
Yes and it's hard to get out of too. Makes driving almost impossible. :)

You also need some help to get into it and do up the buckles.  What idiot designed this jacket, not in the least comfortable all those straps and buckles.
It can almost make you feel sorry for the women who in the old days wore corsets.

I felt sorry for the Whales whose bones were used :)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2133 on: March 21, 2024, 09:56:47 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2134 on: March 25, 2024, 08:52:36 PM »
Oh nooo..who would have guessed.  A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous, offering whoever gave the most money the chance to pick three hymns. After the offering plates were passed about the church, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had graciously offered up a total of $1,000. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he’d like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady in the back of the church shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front, so she slowly made her way towards him. The pastor told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much, and in thanks he asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation. She pointed to the three most handsome men in the church and said: “I’ll take him and him and him.”
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2135 on: April 26, 2024, 02:36:17 AM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2136 on: April 26, 2024, 03:09:56 AM »


Should be next to the egg plants and your good for breakfast.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2137 on: May 05, 2024, 02:40:48 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2138 on: May 10, 2024, 10:49:00 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2139 on: May 11, 2024, 12:33:55 AM »


Great Ukrainian Antonov An-225 Mriya largest Cargo Aircraft in the world at the time, one of which was destroyed by Russia during the early days of the invasion of Ukraine.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2140 on: May 13, 2024, 04:33:44 AM »
So there is only one left?
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2141 on: May 13, 2024, 11:11:21 AM »
So there is only one left?

As far as I'm aware, only because I have seem images of one still in use since the one that was destroyed at the start of the Russian invasion.
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