This just sucks:
"Warning - avast is crapware. You must pay more to make it work". -PAID
"Warning - avast is crapware. You must pay more to make it work". -PAID more.
"Warning - avast is crapware. You must pay more to make it work". - wtf?
Yeah, thanks avast for all the warnings. How much do you want for something that actually WORKS?