My point is this, This worm has been sitting on my frickin computer for 3 months and not even a reformat of the harddrive completely partition and everything was able to get rid of it. I think that it may be residing in my network card or perhaps my DSL router?
the following IP address is where the attack is coming from: 70.16.133.190:445/tcp
You probably aren't infected with the LSASS Exploit virus, the warning doesn't necessarily mean you have a LSASS exploit virus (residing on your computer), just that someone has attempted to infect you with a virus exploiting the LSASS vulnerability.
If your Operating System is fully up to date you aren't vulnerable to this exploit, it doesn't stop people trying to infect you.
I assume that this alert is from the Network Shield rather than ZA (check the avast Log Viewer), if so Network Shield will have blocked the download access to this exploit, you weren't infected. A lot depends on what starts first on the windows book, if ZA was a little quicker it would detect the LSASS exploit traffic as you mention but if Network Shield was somehow in front of the firewall it would detect and block the LSASS exploit.
On-line Virus Scanners and other useful Links
Security-Ops.eu.tt, you could use one of these to confirm you aren't infected.