Through some unfortunate turn of events i unknowingly installed your antivirus software. i guess that's what happens when you click next, accept, next, without actually reading things when installing software. so here i am, trying to remove your antivirus software from my computer. wouldn't you know... to uninstall avast, you have to INSTALL AN UNINSTALLER. i didn't want you here in the first place. its like you're an ex girlfriend who showed up to my party with a friend i haven't seen in a while and things just got REAL awkward. its like breaking into my house and waking me up in the middle of the night to tell me you're here incase someone tries to break in. Alas, i find myself registering to your forums to inform (likely nobody important) you've ruined my evening by existing. at this moment, YOU ARE THE VIRUS! GET THE F**K OFF MY PC! thanks....
(*edit now i have to figure out your SEVERELY OUTDATED CAPTCHA JUST TO POST! {THIRD ATTEMPT. GUESS WHAT! IM HUMAN!})
-an unwilling customer.
