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Re: Some Holiday Cheer for all to enjoy.
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2006, 10:32:28 AM »
Make Santa do just about anything you want. 
 
Try these: drink beer, belch, spit milk, jump over chair, yodel, flip, riverdance, splits, punch elf, flirt, burn tree, spit, gargle, juggle, insult me, creep me out... the list goes on and on and on. 

http://simonsezsanta.com/


 
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Re: Some Holiday Cheer for all to enjoy.
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2006, 11:44:29 PM »
Mother nature is getting ready for Santa here in Los Lunas, Mew Mexico


                 
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Re: Some Holiday Cheer for all to enjoy.
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2006, 12:40:35 AM »
looks like you might be needing one of the below bob :o ::)

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Re: Some Holiday Cheer for all to enjoy.
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2006, 04:14:51 AM »
Alice just received this from a friend:

"After all the nice recipies that Alice has sent for me, I thought it only right to share this one with her. 
It happens to be my favorite cake."
 
Recipe: CHRISTMAS CAKE

To fully appreciate this recipe, read all the way to the bottom

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Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle Rum
2 cups of dried fruit


Sample the rum to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the rum again.

To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar.

Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the rum is shtill OK.

Try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a darn.

Check the rum.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain the nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window and finish the rum.



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Re: Some Holiday Cheer for all to enjoy.
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2006, 05:44:37 AM »

Have you tried the recipe yet Bob?? looks like a good one ;)
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Re: Some Holiday Cheer for all to enjoy.
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2006, 07:25:58 AM »
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Mmmmmm ... Christmas Cake !    ;)    :D


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Re: Some Holiday Cheer for all to enjoy.
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2006, 02:54:40 PM »
bob....where and when for the christmas cake-and is there coffee with that ??? ::) :P

So, you have a hard time convincing the kids that Santa is real? Windows Live Messenger has set up a way for your kids (with your help of course) to chat with "Santa" on Windows Live Messenger (you'll need to download the latest, but there is a link on the page). All you have to do is add Santa's messenger ID (northpole at live dot com) to your WLM contact list and then you can send messages to him and get a reply back. I suppose that this whole thing started because Santa had to become more tech savvy with the times, to be sure he could hack it when it comes to all the new-fangled gadgets the kiddies want these days. I did hear a rumor that Santa and Bill Gates go way back, which is how Santa easily got a spot in Microsoft's offering of holiday cheer, but it is largely unsubstantiated at this point. Heck, simply tell your kids that Santa knows Bill Gates.I'll bet that will make them believe in him for sure. It just makes sense. There you go, a holiday KidHack for you.

http://santaonmessenger.com/messenger/santa/default.aspx
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Re: Some Holiday Cheer for all to enjoy.
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2006, 08:01:06 PM »
Tinseltown is a Christmas theme with holiday imagery including Christmas lights, snow, reindeer, presents and more. This theme is made eve better with great Christmas icons from Watiworks and a semi-transparent URL bar. Get in the holiday spirit with Tinseltown.

https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/3918/

This Theme makes your Browser suitable for the Christmas Time including animated Snowfall upon the Toolbar, animated Toolbar Icons (Smoking Chimney, Present, Fir Tree), Fairy Lights as Scrollbars and many more.

https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/4065/

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Re: Some Holiday Cheer for all to enjoy.
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2006, 06:28:34 PM »
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