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Re: Got some extra time on your hands.... Here's something to keep you busy
« Reply #30 on: February 23, 2007, 01:25:56 PM »
The Moral Of Mr.Mouse ;D
A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package.

...."What food might the package contain?" The mouse wondered.

....He was horrified to discover that the couple had bought a mousetrap!

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell that this is of grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."

Mr. Mouse turned to Mr. Goat and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The goat sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."

The mouse went to Mrs. Cow and said, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
Mrs. Cow replied, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap - alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to the kitchen to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail had the trap had snapped upon.

The snake bit the farmer's wife.

The farmer rushed her to the hospital. She returned home with a fever.

Now everyone knows you treat a fever with chicken soup.

So the farmer took his hatchet to the hen house for the soup's main ingredient.

However, the wife's sickness continued. So friends and neighbors came over to sit with her around the clock.

To feed all of them, the farmer butchered the goat.

The farmer's wife did not get well; she languished for a week until, sadly, she died.

So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon all from his crack in the wall with great sadness .....

So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember - when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

REMEMBER: Each of us is a vital thread in another person's tapestry; our lives are woven together for a reason.

One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a friend!

++++and i have made some good friends since being here on this forum++++
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Re: Got some extra time on your hands.... Here's something to keep you busy
« Reply #31 on: February 23, 2007, 03:15:51 PM »
and i thought i was just me that couldn't see it- whatever IT IS ::)

Take another look   ::) ::) ::) :o

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Re: Got some extra time on your hands.... Here's something to keep you busy
« Reply #32 on: February 23, 2007, 03:19:16 PM »
and i thought i was just me that couldn't see it- whatever IT IS ::)

Take another look   ::) ::) ::) :o

http://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=26289.msg218546#msg218546



That looks much better!   :D
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Re: Got some extra time on your hands.... Here's something to keep you busy
« Reply #33 on: February 23, 2007, 03:22:57 PM »
i can SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it NOW!!! most of did something on your end ::)

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Re: Got some extra time on your hands.... Here's something to keep you busy
« Reply #34 on: February 23, 2007, 03:38:23 PM »
i can SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it NOW!!! most of did something on your end ::)

I uploaded it to photobucket and changed the original link to that picture from the blog it was associated with
when you drhayden1 originally sent me this picture......  :D :) ??? ;D
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Re: Got some extra time on your hands.... Here's something to keep you busy
« Reply #35 on: February 23, 2007, 03:59:10 PM »
Ahhh that's better.

Perhaps there was something in the blog to stop displaying images on another site.
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Re: Got some extra time on your hands.... Here's something to keep you busy
« Reply #36 on: February 23, 2007, 09:40:11 PM »
so now bob my friend you are blaming me for the jpg mess up since i sent it to you via e-mail in the place-but being the computer genius you are or seem to be- you should of checked it in the first place ;D :D
no harm intended or meant ::)
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Re: Got some extra time on your hands.... Here's something to keep you busy
« Reply #37 on: February 24, 2007, 03:26:39 AM »
so now bob my friend you are blaming me for the jpg mess up since i sent it to you via e-mail in the place-but being the computer genius you are or seem to be- you should of checked it in the first place ;D :D
no harm intended or meant ::)
Obviously it was working or I wouldn't have been able to "SnagIt"  ;D :) ;D
We probably overtaxed his bandwidth.
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Re: Got some extra time on your hands.... Here's something to keep you busy
« Reply #38 on: February 24, 2007, 02:55:15 PM »
Nokia - The Passenger
Using real driving footage filmed on location in the streets of Paris over the course of three nights, The Passenger puts players behind the wheel of an experience that's part interactive movie (a mystery thriller with a stylish "modern noir" feel) and part driving video game (think Grand Theft Auto meets Crazy Taxi) as you drive a mysterious femme fatale around town to conduct a series of shady dealings.
Along the way, you discover the functions of Nokia's CK-20W multimedia car kit.
Nice interactive experience advert - nice website
http://www.the-passenger.com/

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Re: Got some extra time on your hands.... Here's something to keep you busy
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2007, 01:47:49 AM »
Listen Black Holes, the Rings of Saturn and much more, includes audio from space missions: Spacesounds.
Whalesounds: ambient soundstreams based on actual songs of the mighty humpback whales.
Listen to the sounds of a blizzard, thunderstorm, tornado's, etc. at Stormsounds.
And last but not least Dinosaursounds
Pre-Cambrian, Mesozoic, Cenozoic and Paleozoic eras.

Some say that the sounds have healing powers ...

http://spacesounds.com/
http://whalesounds.com/
http://stormsounds.com/
http://www.dinosaursounds.com/

i know bob3160,polonus & davidr will enjoy these ;D
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Re: Got some extra time on your hands.... Here's something to keep you busy
« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2007, 10:10:38 PM »
Here’s a great recipe you think I might try.

1 medium elephant
Brown gravy
Salt & Pepper
2 Rabbits (optional)

Cut elephant into bite size pieces.  This should take about two months.  Ad enough brown gravy to cover.  Cook over 465 F kerosene fire for about four weeks.

Serves 3,800.

Note:  If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.

bob3160....you cook the meal....i'll supply the desert and drinks ::)
should be enought to feed everyone on the forum ::)

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Re: Got some extra time on your hands.... Here's something to keep you busy
« Reply #41 on: March 05, 2007, 12:43:34 AM »
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« Reply #42 on: March 06, 2007, 08:19:08 PM »
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Re: Got some extra time on your hands.... Here's something to keep you busy
« Reply #43 on: March 08, 2007, 04:00:16 AM »
Check out Lateral Thinking . . .

Scroll down slowly

and be honest to yourself.


Think like a wizard . . .


 

man 
1. ------------
 board
 
 



Ans. = man overboard



 

Okay, let's see

if you've got the hang of it.


 




    stand 
2. ------------
   i


 


 


 

Ans. = I understand


 



OK . . .

 Got the drift ?


 

Let's try a few now and see

 how you fare?




3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/



 






Ans. = reading between the lines


 





4.   r 
       road 
        a   
     d
 
 
 






Ans. = cross road


 


Not having a good day now, are you ?


Redeem yourself.


 

 



5.      cycle 
         cycle 
         cycle



 
 





Ans. = tricycle


 


Easy to figure that one out ha!


 

 

 



        0 
6. ------------ 
        M.D.
        Ph.D.



 
 
 





Ans. = two degrees below zero


 

 


C'mon give it a little thought ! !


 

 



        knee 
7. ------------
        light



 
 
 





Ans. = neon light

 ( knee - on - light )


 



U can prove u r smart by getting this one.


 



                      ground 
8.                    ------------ ---
          feet feet feet feet feet feet



 
 
 


 




Ans. = six feet underground


 

 


Oh no, not again ! !


 

 

 



9.  he's X  himself



 
 





Ans. = he's by himself


 

 


Now u messing up big time.


 

 



10. ecnalg



 
 





Ans. = backward glance


 


    Not even close ! !


 

 



11. death ..... life



 
 
 





Ans. = life after death


 


Okay last chance ............ ......



12. THINK



 
 






Ans. = think big ! !


 

 



And the last one is real fundoo - - -


 



13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. ..



 






Ans. =  long time no 'C'
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Re: Got some extra time on your hands.... Here's something to keep you busy
« Reply #44 on: March 09, 2007, 09:43:46 PM »
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