Something To Enjoy....

[drhayden1]

TWEETY AND SYLVESTER
Watch this until Sylvester catches Tweety.
(wait for it. It's worth it)...
After Tweety is caught, scroll down...

























This was an idiot test. How long did you watch?

0-2 seconds - there's hope for you
2-5 seconds - having a bad day?
5-10 seconds - are you maybe just a slow reader?
10-20 seconds - remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of
20-30 seconds - it is recommended that you don't breed.
30 sec-1 min - you probably can't read this anyway. So why bother?
1-2 min - the equivalent of the average house plant
2-5 min - Good afternoon Jessica Simpson
5 min -1 hr - Dead people score in this range
1hr plus - Congratulations. You have a negative IQ. To find out what your prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot 
HEY, DON'T BLAME ME...YOU KNOW SYLVESTER NEVER CATCHES TWEETY

[polonus]

Well drhayden1,

This isn't that off-topic really, well as it started out. But because of your choice of hopeless coded material, it became very interesting security wise. This page was not coded it was "knitted" together.
I really cannot see what good browser code could do here. But you have to see the security side of every posting to come up with this. This page certainly not going into the hall of fame code-wise.

polonus

[DavidR]

let's get back to the meaning of this thread i started

i know after i pm'ed you-you would reply to this off-topic on my thread   

I don't think it was completely off-topic either as the topic title 'Something To Enjoy,' for me was impossible to enjoy as it doesn't work in firefox for the reasons given and I wouldn't use IE for general browsing.

[drhayden1]

This isn't that off-topic really, well as it started out. But because of your choice of hopeless coded material, it became very interesting security wise.

This page was not coded it was "knitted" together

i understand your point damain and davidr

I wouldn't use IE for general browsing

me neither....

[CharleyO]

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It works fine in Opera ... and I watched it too ******* long!          


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[TedNelly]

About as enjoyable as a heart attack

[drhayden1]

http://www.ratemylife.net/
Rate My Life
According to surveys about how people want to spend their life, most people want to exercise regularly, eat well, be in good shape, speak different languages, quit gambling, smoking, doing drugs or drinking, fall in love, contribute to society, make a lot of money, stop procrastinating and have more sex!
Using these factors and your honest answers to some questions, 'Rate My Life' tells you exactly how you're doing at life. Here are my results:

for tednelly my friend

[TedNelly]

Surely not watching Sylvester trying to catch Tweety even you should have known the cat never catches da Bird 

Better start taking up the Slack buddy time's running Out

[drhayden1]

thanks for the pm peter my friend

[TedNelly]

For crying out loud Dan this is a Security Forum Remember

[drhayden1]

For crying out loud Dan this is a Security Forum Remember

duh! really-i didn't know that-it thought this was insults.com/forum
something to enjoy thread-i'm enjoying this

[FreewheelinFrank]

It works fine in Opera ...

As I understand the <bgsound> tag, it's a proprietary MS addition to HTML which Opera have decided also to implement, but as it seems to work by calling the WMP dll, it may be platform specific, i.e. Opera probably won't play the sound unless it's running on Windows.

Crappily written web page

might of been FWF my friend-but the presentation was nice
i just started this thread something to enjoy if anyone found something we would or must  of us would enjoy put it in this thread like the interesting thread but different of sorts.

I went to this site using Firefox and couldn't hear the music

and RoRo didn't have any trouble with my firefox-that's what i was using when i saw the site and listened to the music.

Just to show that presentation and coding are entirely separate, I hacked the page about a bit so it is standards compliant and cross-browser compatible. Not too difficult ever for a bodger like me. You can see the result here.

My modified page uses a JavaScript to add either a <bgsound> or a <embed> tag according to the browser.

As Firefox is a web browser and not a media player, and not tied in to the OS, it requires a plug-in to play embedded music files. It won't use WMP. A discussion of the issue here:

https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=92110

An alternative version of the page which lanches the default media player if no plug-in is installed is here.

Strictly speaking, neither <bgsound> nor <embed> is standards compliant. The tag <object> is part of the W3C standards, and both Firefox and Opera handle it OK. Needless to say, IE can't. An example here.

[DavidR]

Frank you have far too much time on your hands

[drhayden1]

Frank you have far too much time on your hands

looks like FWF needs something else to enjoy

[rdmaloyjr]

Girlfriend 6.0 vs. Wife 1.0
A Comparative Trial

Last year a friend of mine upgraded from GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources available for other applications. He is now noticing that Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.

Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization, where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before). During installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0:
a "Don't remind me again" button
a "Minimize" button
an install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with the option to uninstall at any time without the loss of cache and other system resources
an option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow the system's hardware probe feature to be much more useful.

I myself decided to avoid the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 7.0. Even here, however, I found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 7.0 on top of Girlfriend 6.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 6.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug that I should have known about. Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now. To make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 6.0 doesn't work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another thing -- all versions of Girlfriend continually popup little annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0.

Bug Warning

Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

Bug work-arounds: To avoid this bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also, beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry viruses that may affect Wife 1.0. Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.1 via a UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which can accidentally be downloaded from the UseNet.

Tech Support Suggestions

These are very common problem that is complained about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a Utilities & Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is indeed an operating system and designed by its creator to run everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 6.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 6.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 6.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have tried to install Girlfriend 7.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings - Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.

I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
Tech Support