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Beware New Virus - W.O.R.K.
« on: August 12, 2007, 11:33:48 PM »
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as;
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) Or; Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2007, 01:58:17 AM by bob3160 »
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Re: Beware New Virus - W.O.R.K.
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2007, 11:39:26 PM »
Hmm.. duplicate post within a single post. You may have already contracted it.  ::)

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Re: Beware New Virus - W.O.R.K.
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 05:12:10 AM »
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I once lived with that virus for 30 years. The only cure is retirement!    ;)    8)


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Re: Beware New Virus - W.O.R.K.
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 01:54:34 PM »
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I once lived with that virus for 30 years. The only cure is retirement!    ;)    8)


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Aaaah BOSS I'm suffing from a virus call Work, cause you please give me a Retirement Anti-Virus please.

What will the boss say in reply..................simple..........stick his and hand out and say read between lines.


I wish I could Retire soon :-[
« Last Edit: August 13, 2007, 01:57:00 PM by SpeedyPC »
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