I have some epic news. I am posting this on my desktop PC. That program you recommended found the files (they were fake drivers loaded into my computer). Things look like they're running quite well right now, and the analitic-checks.google.com thing didn't even come up. I think it's running fine now, I'm gonna check some things real quick and run another HJT log, but it's really looking good right now!
Final edit: This is officially gg. I have checked my computer over and everything is running fine. Thank you everyone who helped and especially thank you wyrmrider, you were a big help and I greatly appreciate it. As I said last time, I'll come back if I ever have another problem. You guys are amazing, haha!