...the females are here, but as for feeding you grapes, no chance...
I come from frozen tundra with a need for my PC;
I found avast! and saw that it was just the thing for me.
From friendly folk, some grapes I asked,
For that I'd surely vie,
And it seemed to be a simple task;
Suszannah won't you try?
Oh
Suszannah, why won't you peel for me?
I come here seeking wisdom
So that I can be carefree.
(with sincere apologies to Stephen Foster)