Thanks to everyone for their help!
[...]my 5 year old Windows XP SP_2 celeron with its 256 mbs of ram I am - I'll give it a try.....(Avast! 5.0.545 manually up-to-date)
And if it survives will post back....
No chance on that one - like watching some sort of surreal film...
...celeron with its 256 mbs of ram I am - I'll give it a try....
Rather low. 
Needs memory... Otherwise it's a good system (or was)
Thanks
Thanks again to everyone for their help!