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Offline MikeBCda

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1141 on: June 18, 2015, 11:00:15 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1142 on: June 19, 2015, 12:05:48 AM »
Urgent security warning!
(No, not mis-posted in wrong topic, read on ... this was passed along by my seniors' group).

You may encounter an incoming email entitled "Nude photos of Hillary Clinton".  Under no circumstances open this, or you will greatly regret it.  It contains:  nude photos of Hillary Clinton.
Even Bill would think twice before opening such an email. :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1143 on: June 19, 2015, 03:38:08 PM »
Let's go phising

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1144 on: June 21, 2015, 06:38:38 PM »
As this world clock info shows it seems everybody is on a serving of cola with chicken dumplings:
http://d3xt3r.com/tools/worldclock
Smile, it is not all that bad, there is a whole world out for you there.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1145 on: June 21, 2015, 07:15:55 PM »
As this world clock info shows it seems everybody is on a serving of cola with chicken dumplings:
http://d3xt3r.com/tools/worldclock
Smile, it is not all that bad, there is a whole world out for you there.

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Some of those are quite interesting also.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1146 on: June 21, 2015, 08:26:26 PM »
As this world clock info shows it seems everybody is on a serving of cola with chicken dumplings:
http://d3xt3r.com/tools/worldclock
Smile, it is not all that bad, there is a whole world out for you there.

polonus

Some of those are quite interesting also.

Yes, that's some fascinating Statistics.
The way the numbers were flying by for people dying worldwide, I was wondering if I was going to get this post finished. ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1148 on: July 01, 2015, 03:43:24 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1149 on: July 01, 2015, 08:47:55 PM »
I know this great story was posted in 2011 but, having only just found it, am very glad it is still visible. I haven't giggled so much for ages!! What a good job the Tazor was battery powered. Can't let myself imagine what could have happened if it was plugged into a power point. I'm pleased the cat didn't get it & I have now forgotten why I was looking on this forum in the first place LOL

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1150 on: July 03, 2015, 04:35:35 PM »
Nice persiflage on the attitude of banks during the ongoing banking crisis -
"Aaaaaand... it’s gone!’ Southpark persiflage" see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5a7dunZkrI
Very funny.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1151 on: July 04, 2015, 10:20:48 PM »
News From Elsewhere
Germany: WW2 Panther tank seized from pensioner's cellar

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-33381772
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1152 on: July 05, 2015, 06:18:04 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1153 on: July 05, 2015, 07:00:12 PM »
The idiot still cost the Cubs an out. I'm not a Cub fan but he's still an idiot.
If the fielder can make the play, let them.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1154 on: July 05, 2015, 07:02:47 PM »
The idiot still cost the Cubs an out. I'm not a Cub fan but he's still an idiot.
If the fielder can make the play, let them.
He's also an idiot, cause he did it with a baby in his arm. :o
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