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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1230 on: August 31, 2015, 12:02:45 PM »
I'm glad you enjoyed them sergofun :)

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1231 on: August 31, 2015, 12:16:04 PM »
@CraigB: Mate that's freaking hilarious  ;D  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1232 on: August 31, 2015, 06:29:02 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1233 on: September 01, 2015, 02:21:12 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1234 on: September 01, 2015, 02:29:43 PM »
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1235 on: September 01, 2015, 02:38:45 PM »


Why are you trying to kill me laughing so darn HARD! Craig
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1236 on: September 01, 2015, 07:18:34 PM »
Ah...how times have changed.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1237 on: September 01, 2015, 07:23:18 PM »
The cat has really lucked out with mine mounted to the wall ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1238 on: September 02, 2015, 12:35:55 AM »
The cat has really lucked out with mine mounted to the wall ;D
The cat or the TV ??? :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1239 on: September 02, 2015, 02:02:06 AM »
Hope you never experience this:

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1240 on: September 02, 2015, 07:16:07 AM »
The cat has really lucked out with mine mounted to the wall ;D
The cat or the TV ??? :)
;D ;D ;D  :-X ;)

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1241 on: September 02, 2015, 03:35:20 PM »
1. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

2. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

3. Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP!

4. Bay all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

5. Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1242 on: September 02, 2015, 03:44:04 PM »
3. Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP!
Wait till you get married and your name changes to "Be Quiet"  or "Get out of the Kitchen" or,
"When are you going to learn to put down the seat? "
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1243 on: September 02, 2015, 03:59:38 PM »
Speedy, being in Australia you should know that all kids are called "bugger off" ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1244 on: September 02, 2015, 04:05:38 PM »
Speedy, being in Australia you should know that all kids are called "bugger off" ;D

Not really, when I was a kid and I was told that all kids are called "Sh#t Head"  ;D
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