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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2011, 10:17:49 PM »
I'm not online much, if any, Monday-Thursday.
I haven't laughed that hard for a long time. My sides are hurting and I have to pee.  ;D

Thanks Craig!

ps Is there a link to that. I would love to e-mail it.  :)
Copy and paste works well. :)

http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art41491.asp
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2011, 10:39:16 PM »
If you want the whole thing on a website, you'll find it at:
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2011, 02:54:00 AM »
Hilarious ... I took the liberty of posting a copy-and-paste to one of my peer-support Yahoo groups, and they loved it too.

I made an interesting discovery in my fridge today, wonder if that offered reward is still available?  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2011, 08:34:12 AM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2011, 11:46:50 PM »
WARNING! Don't try this at home New Jet Motorcycle
Ouch!  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2011, 06:34:22 AM »
Hey drhayden1 I didn't know you could smack a dog ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2011, 01:06:45 AM »
He should have set up the video first, as this would have been a youtube massive viral hit.

Dave, you can have a friend shoot a video of you shooting yourself with a tazer. ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2011, 01:13:50 AM »
Hey drhayden1 I didn't know you could smack a dog ;D



Odie and Garfield when they were younger, & Garfield wasn't fat. ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2011, 01:19:02 AM »
He should have set up the video first, as this would have been a youtube massive viral hit.

Dave, you can have a friend shoot a video of you shooting yourself with a tazer. ;D

Much as I would love too, Tazers are illegal in the UK :P
So I guess you will have to do it yourself as they are legal in the USA :D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2011, 06:39:29 AM »
Body hair bikini top and I didn't know a man can show a hairy bra ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2011, 06:51:28 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #28 on: October 29, 2011, 05:04:21 PM »
I have just dried my eyes and picked myself up of the floor, I really thought the cat was going to get it.

God I have just read the 4th paragraph again and ended up in a coughing fit from laughing. I was totally disabled and no need for the tazer.
I was the same, i just about coughed up my coffee all over the computer  ;D

Guess what, I have just found this in an old email I saved from 2004, so it has certainly done the rounds.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2011, 04:52:49 AM »
I have just dried my eyes and picked myself up of the floor, I really thought the cat was going to get it.

God I have just read the 4th paragraph again and ended up in a coughing fit from laughing. I was totally disabled and no need for the tazer.
I was the same, i just about coughed up my coffee all over the computer  ;D

Guess what, I have just found this in an old email I saved from 2004, so it has certainly done the rounds.
Was it the same one ? it's funny how these popup again after so long but the good one's always hang around  :)