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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1635 on: June 06, 2017, 12:33:15 PM »

By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs
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Too complicated to follow, but thanks.
It's called double talk. (Something politicians are famous for.) The are of saying something that sounds important but means nothing.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1636 on: June 14, 2017, 03:43:47 PM »
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1637 on: June 15, 2017, 02:40:29 PM »
By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs
You're welcome. :)
ROFL ;D

No disrespect to the American people but to be honest before and during the election I knew something bad or worse gona go down the track and *drum roll* at present it's going down hill. FBI investigates Donald Trump's son in law, and Trump himself is being investigated by FBI, collisions between Russia and America regarding the elections and all the other crap in between. Why can't the election be fair during that time? I will never ever understand. To be honest, if Donald Trump gets fired for being president, because I heard in the news that he may not be president for long time. I don't know who will step up to be the president?
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1638 on: June 18, 2017, 11:18:12 AM »

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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1639 on: June 18, 2017, 11:32:58 AM »
Wow. :o ;D
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1640 on: June 18, 2017, 11:46:14 AM »
Wow. :o ;D
I guess Trump is one of them    ;D


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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1641 on: June 18, 2017, 11:47:59 AM »
Wow. :o ;D
I guess Trump is one of them    ;D
Nah.  Now you know who elected him.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1642 on: June 24, 2017, 09:01:14 AM »
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1643 on: June 24, 2017, 09:53:21 AM »
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Great ;)
Though somewhat strange to see something loosely connected to security in the 'Was so funny I had to post' topic.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1644 on: June 24, 2017, 10:34:22 AM »
Hi Dave, I had a good laugh while reading it, but it certainly would fit in other threads as well.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1645 on: June 24, 2017, 11:16:36 AM »
Hi Dave, I had a good laugh while reading it, but it certainly would fit in other threads as well.

I just thought it ironic that something serious (security related and all their hacking tools having created havoc) could make us laugh.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1647 on: June 24, 2017, 01:44:43 PM »
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfS5kBGBh00


The clip directly following that one 'Funny Animals' is great.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1648 on: July 03, 2017, 07:54:00 PM »
Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 183 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we have received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.

When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: "If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available.

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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1649 on: July 03, 2017, 07:55:56 PM »

A woman from Tasmania who was a tree hugging, Greenie purchased a piece of bush near Deloraine. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Greenie, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Management Service, and the local council before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.