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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1725 on: October 09, 2018, 08:54:12 AM »
LOL ;D
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1726 on: October 09, 2018, 02:50:20 PM »
Excellent !  ;D

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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1727 on: November 19, 2018, 02:48:38 PM »
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1728 on: November 21, 2018, 12:42:18 AM »
Thanksgiving is almost here.
Let's celebrate the holiday with lots of cheer.

Gobble Gobble, don't eat too much turkey. :)
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1729 on: November 27, 2018, 11:13:26 PM »
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1730 on: November 27, 2018, 11:15:50 PM »
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1731 on: December 01, 2018, 06:16:14 PM »

Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida.
They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach to play golf.

At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters.”
"Why?"
"Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts, and the legs ..."
"OK.”
Ten years later at age 40 they meet and play again.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters.
"Why?”
"Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games."
"OK."
Ten years later at age 50 they meet and play again.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?”
"The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking."
"OK." 
At age 60 they meet and play again.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price"
“OK"
At age 70 they meet and play again.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?”
"They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door."
"OK." 
At age 80 they meet and play again.
"Where you wanna go?”
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"We've never been there before"
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1732 on: December 04, 2018, 02:23:23 PM »
'Tis The Season To Be Jolly
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1733 on: December 07, 2018, 04:17:28 PM »
you can't always get what you want  >>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPCH-Om7vY&feature=youtu.be


Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.


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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1734 on: December 07, 2018, 04:43:49 PM »
you can't always get what you want  >>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPCH-Om7vY&feature=youtu.be
I've visited a few of the rainforest rehabilitation parks in Borneo, it's quite amazing how similar they are to us :)

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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1735 on: December 07, 2018, 04:45:37 PM »
you can't always get what you want  >>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPCH-Om7vY&feature=youtu.be

Watched that as part of an episode of the Monkey World program on UK TV.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1736 on: December 09, 2018, 04:41:44 AM »
you can't always get what you want  >>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPCH-Om7vY&feature=youtu.be

This monkey seems to enjoy and very relaxing

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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1737 on: December 09, 2018, 10:20:30 AM »
you can't always get what you want  >>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPCH-Om7vY&feature=youtu.be

This monkey seems to enjoy and very relaxing
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Cute, monkeys like a lot of inter group grooming, I guess this is no different, but involves a lot of trust in the human.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1738 on: December 09, 2018, 01:27:42 PM »
He's loving that 8)

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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1739 on: December 26, 2018, 10:40:29 AM »
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Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.