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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2115 on: February 07, 2023, 07:57:24 AM »

Seems to be rather difficult to understand it right.  :-\ ;)

NO, but then again I don't know what it is you don't understand ?

Well, you can see it several ways...
Jokes aren't meant to be analyzed. :)

Maybe you're right.  :)
If English isn't your first language, you're probably translating this to German and that doesn't always work out well. :)
This is s.th. I never would do. As an analyser 'par excellance' i had to a lot of languages: English ist my first, then French, Spanish, Italian and Hungarian.  ;)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2116 on: February 07, 2023, 01:32:07 PM »
Hi =Snake=,

This is a question of what makes you giggle. English humour is a common stance, German humour is different, also is Scottish humour. The one humour can feel offensive to outsiders or they just cannot grasp it, for some it is unimaginable. Never try to explain it, when you feel it together it is real. That's no joke.
And now on to a solid brunch, which could last ye for the rest of the day.  ;D

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2117 on: February 07, 2023, 09:14:53 PM »
Hi =Snake=,

This is a question of what makes you giggle. English humour is a common stance, German humour is different, also is Scottish humour. The one humour can feel offensive to outsiders or they just cannot grasp it, for some it is unimaginable. Never try to explain it, when you feel it together it is real. That's no joke.
And now on to a solid brunch, which could last ye for the rest of the day.  ;D

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Hi polonus!

What is humour? S.th. I never had in all of my life! That's, why I see things or persons with other eyes.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2118 on: February 07, 2023, 10:36:00 PM »
Hi =Snake=,

Everyone is entitled to see the world in his, her or it's own perspective.
See it differently is given you an additional view of things.
We are all beautiful beings in our own right.
Let it stay that way, as it was planned to be.

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2119 on: February 07, 2023, 10:46:24 PM »
I think we've beaten this horse to death.
The topic is humor not how do we analyze a joke if we don't think it's funny.
If a joke someone posts doesn't tickle your funny bone, just move on and
hope that the next one does.

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2120 on: February 09, 2023, 02:02:08 PM »
I think we've beaten this horse to death.
The topic is humor not how do we analyze a joke if we don't think it's funny.
If a joke someone posts doesn't tickle your funny bone, just move on and
hope that the next one does.

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2121 on: February 09, 2023, 02:23:24 PM »
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My latest book is called "Anti Gravity"

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2122 on: February 09, 2023, 02:33:14 PM »
The voices in my head said do not post this...but I couldn't help myself!!

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2123 on: February 14, 2023, 07:03:05 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2124 on: February 21, 2023, 01:00:47 AM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2125 on: March 19, 2023, 02:47:35 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2126 on: May 15, 2023, 10:02:24 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2127 on: May 16, 2023, 05:18:23 AM »
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