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Offline ady4um

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #75 on: December 12, 2011, 12:01:47 AM »
EDIT: Looking at the symbols again, it looks like you always end up with a multiple of 9

You don't really need to look to the symbols. They are more random than something else. It is more about statistics. How much time an average user would take to calculate the result, depending on the first chosen number.

The result is always 9 times the *tens* digit, no matter the *units*.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #76 on: December 12, 2011, 12:02:42 AM »
I did it twice and got two different symbols which it also came up with after a few seconds. I have no idea how it works.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #77 on: December 12, 2011, 12:05:09 AM »
EDIT: Looking at the symbols again, it looks like you always end up with a multiple of 9

You don't really need to look to the symbols. They are more random than something else. It is more about statistics. How much time an average user would take to calculate the result, depending on the first chosen number.

The result is always 9 times the *tens* digit, no matter the *units*.
Okay you seem to be right about 9 X the first digit. But how does it know what that digit was when you don't enter any data at all? I precalculated everything and did it as fast as possible and it still came up with the right symbol.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #78 on: December 12, 2011, 12:17:08 AM »
All multiples of nine have the same symbol, but it's different every time.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #79 on: December 12, 2011, 12:21:01 AM »
Take a screen shot and review the symbols. For that specific try, are all the multiples of 9 the same symbols between each other?
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #80 on: December 12, 2011, 12:21:28 AM »
Aha!  That seems to be the answer.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #81 on: December 12, 2011, 12:25:32 AM »
Hi Dch48,

Maybe we do not have the time for it, well the billion random stories, but this is fun:
http://www.javascriptsource.com/generators/story-generator.html

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #82 on: December 12, 2011, 11:42:35 PM »
EDIT: Looking at the symbols again, it looks like you always end up with a multiple of 9

You don't really need to look to the symbols. They are more random than something else. It is more about statistics. How much time an average user would take to calculate the result, depending on the first chosen number.

The result is always 9 times the *tens* digit, no matter the *units*.

I know, and like I said, I didn't know the mathematical proof of it. I meant that you can work out the end result, by looking at the symbols you can work out the end result...

And you have also got the actual reason for what happens :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #83 on: December 13, 2011, 07:31:08 AM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #84 on: December 17, 2011, 05:21:23 PM »
For our friend SpeedyPC  ;D

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I  drink
I feel  shame. Then I look into the glass and  think
about the  workers in the vineyards and all of their  hopes
and  dreams.. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be  out
of work and  their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say  to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let  their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my  liver."
 
WARNING: The  consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened  to your bra and panties.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up  reading."


WARNING: The  consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
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"24 hours  in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think  not."


WARNING: The  consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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"When we  drink, we get drunk. When we get  drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we  commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's  all
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WARNING: The  consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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~ Benjamin  Franklin

WARNING: The  consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a spaz.
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history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the
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WARNING: The  consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
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whole group keeps improving  by the regular killing of the weakest members
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slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
But  naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
this  way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, 
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #85 on: December 19, 2011, 03:42:21 AM »
For our friend SpeedyPC  ;D

Smartarse have you been watching me through the keyhole and how would you know about a warning consumption of alcohol ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #86 on: December 21, 2011, 06:54:27 PM »
expecting a delivery from FedEx this christmas ?
 
see video at bottom  ;D

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076432/FedEx-guy-caught-throwing-monitor-fence-YouTube-video.html
« Last Edit: December 21, 2011, 07:14:20 PM by Pondus »

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #88 on: December 26, 2011, 05:26:35 AM »
Indian hit song: why this Kolaveri DI:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR12Z8f1Dh8

Listen to it and enjoy guys!  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #89 on: December 26, 2011, 05:42:02 AM »
Indian hit song: why this Kolaveri DI:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR12Z8f1Dh8

Listen to it and enjoy guys!  ;D

Stop posting usless crap all over the forum  >:( you obviously cant read the topic heading as it does state funny ( you youtube clip is not funny ) as well as it being sung in another language and this is an english forum.
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