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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #630 on: November 21, 2013, 10:30:23 PM »
something you have not heard before   ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhQK-6iI7cI

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #631 on: November 23, 2013, 04:31:17 PM »
Tis' the Season:
Kids Lip-Syncing A Wonderful Christmas Song
The Base steals the show. :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #632 on: December 11, 2013, 06:09:01 PM »
Wife :"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

 

Water in the carburettor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."

 HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous "

 WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."

 HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

 WIFE: "In the pool"



THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC,

PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN RECENT YEARS.


25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

 That's scary............

It means 75% are running around untreated.

(now you can throw rocks at me).

 

HE MUST PAY


Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said,

"He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."

 Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you."



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From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the earth."

 Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #633 on: December 11, 2013, 06:30:22 PM »
THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC,

PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN RECENT YEARS.


25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

 That's scary............

It means 75% are running around untreated.

(now you can throw rocks at me).

ROFL :D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #634 on: December 16, 2013, 04:50:24 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #635 on: December 16, 2013, 04:55:40 PM »
Bob, now that's funny! ROFLMAO  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #636 on: December 19, 2013, 06:57:25 PM »
see Garfield in action.   

the website is in Norwegian, however the video speak for itselfe      ;D

http://www.dbtv.no/?vid=2941690819001



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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #637 on: December 19, 2013, 07:03:01 PM »
see Garfield in action.   
Puss forgot his snow shoes ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #638 on: December 20, 2013, 06:22:11 AM »
see Garfield in action.   
Puss forgot his snow shoes ;D
No, not that.  It's puss 'n boots here in Americas and seems he forgot those.  Funny.    ;)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #639 on: December 21, 2013, 09:50:52 AM »
11Foot8 bridge crash compilation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzkWTcDZFH0


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #640 on: December 23, 2013, 11:32:25 PM »
view in chrome ... and click translate

Santa is official cleared for Norwegian air space by the air traffic control    ;D
http://www.tu.no/samferdsel/2013/12/23/julenissen-klarert-for-norsk-luftrom

doc on pdf here   http://luftfartstilsynet.no/incoming/article13061.ece/BINARY/Trafikktillatelse+-+Julenissen+2013.pdf


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #641 on: December 30, 2013, 06:11:31 PM »
I did not know this...

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.

When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink gin over ice it can give you brain problems.

Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #642 on: January 03, 2014, 01:42:36 AM »
For all my Friends in Colorado and Any One Else looking to buy some legal Weed

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B-vSic0iJgyeZDBpeHB6LVpnN2s/edit?usp=docslist_api

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #643 on: January 08, 2014, 07:10:20 AM »
Environment Canada suggests that anyone traveling in the current icy conditions should ensure they have the following:

Shovel
Blankets or sleeping bag
Extra clothing including hat and gloves
24 hours worth of food
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #644 on: January 08, 2014, 07:32:17 AM »
For all my Friends in Colorado and Any One Else looking to buy some legal Weed
The main singer bares a strong resemblance to you Bob ;D
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