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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #690 on: January 26, 2014, 01:54:31 PM »
Americans are not too good at European geography
http://www.boredpanda.com/americans-place-european-countries-on-map/

Found the link in the latest blog post from Deborah. Enjoy. ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #691 on: January 26, 2014, 02:37:35 PM »
Happy Australia Day Buddy ;D
Happy Australia day to you too mate :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #692 on: January 26, 2014, 02:47:13 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #693 on: January 26, 2014, 04:36:44 PM »
I like that one Bob, sounds just like my grandfather ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #694 on: January 26, 2014, 11:59:56 PM »
Heck, it sounds like me;D ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #695 on: January 27, 2014, 12:30:48 AM »
@ craigb  ROFLMAO  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It's nice to know that there are idiots other than in the USA.  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #696 on: January 27, 2014, 12:33:52 AM »
Americans are not too good at European geography
http://www.boredpanda.com/americans-place-european-countries-on-map/

I know a few more than them but not enough to ace it.  :-[
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #697 on: January 27, 2014, 04:20:43 AM »
I like that one Bob, sounds just like my grandfather ;D

You're not the only one Craig when you get to see my grandfather, and I would stand about 15 feet away from him ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #698 on: January 27, 2014, 02:42:23 PM »
Seen on another forum today :

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #699 on: January 27, 2014, 03:02:15 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #700 on: January 28, 2014, 06:12:01 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #701 on: January 28, 2014, 06:40:26 PM »
Computers made easy...
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #702 on: January 28, 2014, 06:56:22 PM »
Instructor

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

 Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

 The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

 Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

 'Why?' asked the pilot.

 'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

 The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered,
 

 

'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #703 on: January 28, 2014, 07:01:27 PM »
More computer jokes can be found here.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #704 on: January 28, 2014, 07:03:29 PM »
Microsoft programmer

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.

"Well," she said. "The first time I hacked by despotic married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage."

"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day."

"The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."
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