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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #705 on: January 28, 2014, 07:04:51 PM »
Wow Para-Noid, you're really full of it today........  ;D ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #706 on: January 28, 2014, 07:13:32 PM »
MURPHY’S LAWS OF COMPUTING
For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

To err is human… to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human; in fact it is downright natural.

He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

If at first you don’t succeed, blame your computer.

A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.

The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

When the going gets tough, upgrade.

When you need to send an email quick, that’s when the modem won’t connec
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #707 on: January 28, 2014, 07:14:06 PM »
Wow Para-Noid, you're really full of it today........  ;D ;D

I'm really bored.  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #708 on: January 28, 2014, 07:17:53 PM »
And another...
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #709 on: January 28, 2014, 11:15:59 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #711 on: February 14, 2014, 09:58:33 PM »
Animal Crackers
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #712 on: February 14, 2014, 11:40:23 PM »
Reminds me of "Monty Python's Flying Circus".  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #713 on: February 20, 2014, 02:41:08 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #714 on: February 20, 2014, 03:21:59 PM »
I swear I have stomach ache from all the laughter.  ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #715 on: February 20, 2014, 03:39:13 PM »
I swear I have stomach ache from all the laughter.  ;D
My wife didn't think is was very funny.   :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #716 on: February 20, 2014, 06:58:57 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #717 on: February 20, 2014, 09:43:19 PM »
Thanks to G. Relles over at my psoriasis group for posting this one:
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #718 on: February 20, 2014, 10:44:21 PM »
Thanks to G. Relles over at my psoriasis group for posting this one:
You can also hope that the Camels digestive system isn't working well so you can glue the head back on......
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #719 on: February 21, 2014, 04:23:26 AM »
I swear I have stomach ache from all the laughter.  ;D
My wife didn't think is was very funny.   :)

No, it's funny!
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