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Offline Para-Noid

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #810 on: March 21, 2014, 11:17:23 PM »
I was going through some old books and found an old paperback with some real classified ads.

For Sale: 1985 Camaro, red, 68,00 miles runs good. Needs engine.

Men wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be able to travel.

For Sale: Parachute, never opened, used once.

"Stock up and save. Limit one"

Three year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Found: Scraggly white dog. Looks like a rat. There better be a reward.

Dinner Special
Turkey     $2.35
Chicken   $2.25
Children  $2.00
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #811 on: March 22, 2014, 01:08:13 AM »
I like children, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #812 on: March 22, 2014, 06:09:07 PM »
There are invasions, then there are invasions...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNVcSIZyBuE
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #813 on: March 22, 2014, 06:43:36 PM »
Quote from: Para-Noid on March 21, 2014, 11:17:23 PM
I was going through some old books and found an old paperback with some real classified ads.

For Sale: 1985 Camaro, red, 68,00 miles runs good. Needs engine.

Men wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be able to travel.

For Sale: Parachute, never opened, used once.

"Stock up and save. Limit one"

Three year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Found: Scraggly white dog. Looks like a rat. There better be a reward.

Dinner Special
Turkey     $2.35
Chicken   $2.25
Children  $2.00
There are more:

Plastic surgeon's ad----- Come in and pick your nose
Car repair shop---------Let us work on your car just one time and you'll never go anywhere else again
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #814 on: March 26, 2014, 02:49:16 PM »
A lot of luggage..................... ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #815 on: March 27, 2014, 12:38:34 AM »
Cops: Man Robs Same NJ Store He Robbed 15 Years Earlier On Day After Release From Prison     ::)

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/03/25/cop-man-robs-same-nj-store-he-robbed-15-years-earlier-on-day-after-release-from-prison/
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #816 on: March 29, 2014, 12:27:16 AM »
Is there any use for this sign?

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #817 on: March 29, 2014, 12:30:37 AM »
No, as it says.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #818 on: March 29, 2014, 12:38:28 AM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #819 on: March 31, 2014, 02:25:39 PM »
Front wheel drive only     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaM-xXgl4Bs


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #820 on: March 31, 2014, 02:33:48 PM »
Quote from: Pondus on March 31, 2014, 02:25:39 PM
Front wheel drive only     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaM-xXgl4Bs

I had seen a clip of this before, but it wasn't so long, what an amazing dog, the handstand (figurative) at the end blew me away.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #821 on: March 31, 2014, 02:41:03 PM »
here is one with rear wheel drive only  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f1ovurzU2s


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #822 on: March 31, 2014, 04:21:11 PM »
Unbelievable, It's amazing how those dogs have adapted 8)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #823 on: April 03, 2014, 12:31:13 AM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #824 on: April 03, 2014, 02:45:01 PM »
I just got back from a little walk in the sun and underway I saw this.
I wonder for what kind of bird that food is...
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