I was going through some old books and found an old paperback with some real classified ads.
For Sale: 1985 Camaro, red, 68,00 miles runs good. Needs engine.
Men wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be able to travel.
For Sale: Parachute, never opened, used once.
"Stock up and save. Limit one"
Three year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Found: Scraggly white dog. Looks like a rat. There better be a reward.
Dinner Special
Turkey $2.35
Chicken $2.25
Children $2.00