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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #855 on: May 03, 2014, 08:55:40 AM »

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #856 on: May 03, 2014, 12:29:55 PM »
     Spotted in a yard in Big Bear Lake, CA

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #857 on: May 03, 2014, 03:55:08 PM »
That's one place I won't walk my dog.  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #858 on: May 03, 2014, 03:57:47 PM »


     Spotted in a yard in Big Bear Lake, CA

I can thank Avast for the opportunity to take this picture.
It is only because I travel to these nice places to do Security Presentations on behalf
of Avast that made taking this picture possible.
The owner of this property does use avast! to keep their computer safe. :)
That's one place I won't walk my dog.  ;D
Walking is OK. :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #859 on: May 03, 2014, 06:45:47 PM »
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #860 on: May 03, 2014, 06:47:39 PM »
My girlfriend has been leaving her bridal guide magazine laying around the house. It took me a little longer than I'd like to admit but I finally got what she was hinting at.

Amazon is shipping a super nice magazine rack in tomorrow, and I just know she'll be thrilled. :)

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #862 on: May 04, 2014, 01:41:20 AM »




Ball Point Pens:                      
When NASA started sending astronauts into space,                               
They quickly discovered that ball-point pens would                                     
Not work in zero gravity.                         
To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a                                   
Decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes                                     
In zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface                                     
Including glass and at temperatures ranging from                                   
Below freezing to over 300 C.                       
The Russians used a pencil.                                               
Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them. :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #864 on: May 05, 2014, 10:42:39 AM »
OK.  But watch the pedestrians walk through the maze; no yielding to their right-of-way by drivers either.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #867 on: May 08, 2014, 03:43:09 PM »
Since Marriage is no longer just between a Man and a Woman,
why can't you marry your Computer or anything else for that matter ???
This can be considered either freedom or, a slippery slope. :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #868 on: May 08, 2014, 05:05:30 PM »
Since Marriage is no longer just between a Man and a Woman,
why can't you marry your Computer or anything else for that matter ???
This can be considered either freedom or, a slippery slope. :)
Personally I think the views on freedom should be retracted back just far enough to bring ethics and morality out of the mud at the bottom of that slippery slope, every time one more of these freaks gets their very strange views and fetishes past in some court the further we slip away from decent human beings.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #869 on: May 08, 2014, 05:18:37 PM »
Since Marriage is no longer just between a Man and a Woman,
why can't you marry your Computer or anything else for that matter ???
This can be considered either freedom or, a slippery slope. :)
Personally I think the views on freedom should be retracted back just far enough to bring ethics and morality out of the mud at the bottom of that slippery slope, every time one more of these freaks gets their very strange views and fetishes past in some court the further we slip away from decent human beings.
As someone who's been married to the same woman for over 54 years, my views are self evident.
Anything else I may say will only get me into trouble with not being "politically correct". :)
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