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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #870 on: May 08, 2014, 06:22:04 PM »
A few years ago some nitwit wanted to marry a donkey...really.
Yes, sadly, he was an American too.

It's great to be an American.  ;D ::) ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #871 on: May 08, 2014, 07:23:50 PM »
Since Marriage is no longer just between a Man and a Woman,
It still is in many places. Thank God.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #872 on: May 08, 2014, 11:16:06 PM »




Ball Point Pens:                      
When NASA started sending astronauts into space,                               
They quickly discovered that ball-point pens would                                     
Not work in zero gravity.                         
To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a                                   
Decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes                                     
In zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface                                     
Including glass and at temperatures ranging from                                   
Below freezing to over 300 C.                       
The Russians used a pencil.                                               
Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them. :)

It's a myth:

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #873 on: May 09, 2014, 12:58:55 AM »
Myth or not, it's still a commentary on how governments waste money on things and it's funny. It's like the infamous hammer and toilet seat incidences.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #874 on: May 09, 2014, 02:36:56 AM »
A few years ago some nitwit wanted to marry a donkey...really.
Yes, sadly, he was an American too.

It's great to be an American.  ;D ::) ;D

Could this be the same man? I hope there aren't two. :-\

Carlos Romero Donkey Sex

PS: The donkey's name is Doodle.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #875 on: May 09, 2014, 07:11:33 AM »
Myth or not, it's still a commentary on how governments waste money on things and it's funny. It's like the infamous hammer and toilet seat incidences.

Er, how is it "a commentary on how governments waste money" if it's *not true*?

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #876 on: May 09, 2014, 07:21:18 AM »
Myth or not, it's still a commentary on how governments waste money on things and it's funny. It's like the infamous hammer and toilet seat incidences.

It's more a commentary on how governments don't waste money but how idiots like you will repeat stories like this even when they aren't true because they fit your idea of what you would like to believe is true, now isn't it really?
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #877 on: May 09, 2014, 08:01:36 AM »
effective wood chopping    ;)       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5WO9nulOXc




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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #878 on: May 09, 2014, 08:10:11 AM »
effective wood chopping    ;)       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5WO9nulOXc
Aussie made and proud ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #879 on: May 09, 2014, 08:19:46 AM »
effective wood chopping    ;)       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5WO9nulOXc
Aussie made and proud ;D
you need one like that in your backyard    ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #880 on: May 09, 2014, 08:32:59 AM »
effective wood chopping    ;)       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5WO9nulOXc
Aussie made and proud ;D
you need one like that in your backyard    ;D
I could, I have a few of those engines sitting around for spare parts, I've got a spare 510ci sitting here to ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #881 on: May 09, 2014, 02:13:27 PM »
A few years ago some nitwit wanted to marry a donkey...really.
Yes, sadly, he was an American too.

It's great to be an American.  ;D ::) ;D

Could this be the same man? I hope there aren't two. :-\

Carlos Romero Donkey Sex

PS: The donkey's name is Doodle.

So he was diddling doodle then.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #882 on: May 09, 2014, 06:51:47 PM »
Myth or not, it's still a commentary on how governments waste money on things and it's funny. It's like the infamous hammer and toilet seat incidences.

It's more a commentary on how governments don't waste money but how idiots like you will repeat stories like this even when they aren't true because they fit your idea of what you would like to believe is true, now isn't it really?
Are some people forgetting the topic of this thread ???
I highly doubt that anything posted in here needs to be run through Snops.
Items in here aren't guaranteed to be factual. :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #883 on: May 09, 2014, 06:54:21 PM »


HATE it when this happens!
 
A man from Kuala Lumpur tells his wife that he has a business appointment in Beijing for the weekend.
 
He informs her that he will fly on Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.
 
Now ......... He's been stuck for 5 weeks in his girlfriend’s house and doesn't have the faintest idea how to go home ...
(Not verified in Snopes... :) )
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #884 on: May 09, 2014, 08:57:07 PM »


HATE it when this happens!
 
A man from Kuala Lumpur tells his wife that he has a business appointment in Beijing for the weekend.
 
He informs her that he will fly on Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.
 
Now ......... He's been stuck for 5 weeks in his girlfriend’s house and doesn't have the faintest idea how to go home ...
(Not verified in Snopes... :) )

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/adultery.asp
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