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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #885 on: May 09, 2014, 09:06:36 PM »


HATE it when this happens!
 
A man from Kuala Lumpur tells his wife that he has a business appointment in Beijing for the weekend.
 
He informs her that he will fly on Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.
 
Now ......... He's been stuck for 5 weeks in his girlfriend’s house and doesn't have the faintest idea how to go home ...
(Not verified in Snopes... :) )

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/adultery.asp
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #886 on: May 09, 2014, 11:24:29 PM »
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So he was diddling doodle then.

LMBO  ;D  BTW, Doodle is a miniature donkey. ;)

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #887 on: May 10, 2014, 08:16:57 PM »
Myth or not, it's still a commentary on how governments waste money on things and it's funny. It's like the infamous hammer and toilet seat incidences.

It's more a commentary on how governments don't waste money but how idiots like you will repeat stories like this even when they aren't true because they fit your idea of what you would like to believe is true, now isn't it really?
And your posts are a running commentary on how rude, confrontational, and full of self importance you are. Nobody but Frank has a valid opinion on anything. I'm sick of it and I can't be the only one.

  It is a commentary on Governments wasting money even if not entirely factual because events just like it have happened in the past and are the reason why people would tend to believe the story.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #888 on: May 10, 2014, 11:10:48 PM »
Myth or not, it's still a commentary on how governments waste money on things and it's funny. It's like the infamous hammer and toilet seat incidences.

It's more a commentary on how governments don't waste money but how idiots like you will repeat stories like this even when they aren't true because they fit your idea of what you would like to believe is true, now isn't it really?
And your posts are a running commentary on how rude, confrontational, and full of self importance you are. Nobody but Frank has a valid opinion on anything. I'm sick of it and I can't be the only one.

  It is a commentary on Governments wasting money even if not entirely factual because events just like it have happened in the past and are the reason why people would tend to believe the story.

It's called confirmation bias:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

It's a way of deceiving yourself.

You may not like being confronted on it.

Tough tit.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #889 on: May 11, 2014, 12:12:12 AM »
Making sure that facts are correct when what's being posted requires accuracy is very important.
Receiving a notice to correct any errors in such a post is certainly expected and appreciated. :)
The facts, nothing but the facts!


In this thread, humor is important and facts are secondary.
The jokes, nothing but the jokes! :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #890 on: May 11, 2014, 01:09:22 AM »
Making sure that facts are correct when what's being posted requires accuracy is very important.
Receiving a notice to correct any errors in such a post is certainly expected and appreciated. :)
The facts, nothing but the facts!


In this thread, humor is important and facts are secondary.
The jokes, nothing but the jokes! :)
Exactly. If it had been presented by Jimmy Fallon, as a joke, it would be funny because as I said, things like it have actually happened before. Seeing that it was posted in a thread dedicated to humor, it's truthfulness really doesn't matter.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #891 on: May 11, 2014, 01:14:32 AM »
True or not I bet some of us old school bought those Papermate pens that were used by the astronauts. Do you remember those ?

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #892 on: May 14, 2014, 07:42:39 PM »

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #893 on: May 14, 2014, 08:22:38 PM »
A Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee done fell in love,
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all,
She told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, Susie gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,
But Joe is yo' half brother.

So Susie put aside her Joe
and planned to marry Will.
But after telling pappy this,
he said, 'there's trouble still'.

You can't marry Will my gal,
and please don't tell yo' mother.
But Will and Joe, and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother.

But mama knew and said, my child,
Just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe;
You ain't no kin to pappy.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #894 on: May 15, 2014, 11:13:59 AM »
saved from dog attack ...... Who need a guard dog when you have SuperCat    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Opm9b2WDk


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #895 on: May 15, 2014, 12:28:53 PM »
That dog is in need of euthanizing, totally unprovoked attack :o

Cat needs a medal 8)

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #896 on: May 15, 2014, 01:36:56 PM »
That dog is in need of euthanizing, totally unprovoked attack :o



In the UK, the dog would be seized by police and put to sleep, the owner would get a prison sentence.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #897 on: May 15, 2014, 01:55:41 PM »
That dog is in need of euthanizing, totally unprovoked attack :o



In the UK, the dog would be seized by police and put to sleep, the owner would get a prison sentence.
Same in Australia though a prison sentence would depend on the responsibility of the owner and whether he knowingly let the dog out to roam.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #898 on: May 15, 2014, 03:54:33 PM »
Same here in my town. They "put down" the dog and the owner(s) get a fine and or jail time.

That is one protective cat.  8)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #899 on: May 15, 2014, 06:43:24 PM »
Bad Kangaroo    ;D    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81szj1vpEu8

watch to the end .... the golf player is realy funny