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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #900 on: May 15, 2014, 06:56:41 PM »
Bad Kangaroo    ;D    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81szj1vpEu8

watch to the end .... the golf player is realy funny
The golf player part I've seen somewhere before!!! see 55 seconds in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVjk5f82nIg

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #901 on: May 16, 2014, 07:49:33 PM »
Sometimes you need prioritys :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #902 on: June 16, 2014, 02:56:08 PM »
Replacing the fan belt in 5 seconds

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #904 on: June 16, 2014, 04:03:11 PM »
If they aren't funny, then they don't belong in the Funny topic. :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #905 on: June 16, 2014, 07:09:31 PM »
If they aren't funny, then they don't belong in the Funny topic. :)

There is not a "not funny but cool" topic.  :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #906 on: June 16, 2014, 08:37:35 PM »
To be Irish

"Your glass is empty O'Flaherty, will you be having another?"


"And why would I be wanting two empty glasses?" replied O'Flaherty.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #907 on: June 16, 2014, 08:38:36 PM »
At The Races

Some race horses staying in a stable.

One of them starts to boast about his track record.

"In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening.

"I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed.

"Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence.

"A talking dog."

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #908 on: June 16, 2014, 08:41:15 PM »
Missing Wife

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector :-What is her height?
Husband :-I never checked.

Inspector :-Slim or healthy?
Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector :-Color of eyes?
Husband :-Never noticed.

Inspector :-Color of hair?
Husband :-Changes according to season.

Inspector :-What was she wearing?
Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector :-Was she driving?
Husband :-yes.

Inspector :-Colour of the car? . . . . .

Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door ............. and then the husband started crying …

Inspector:-Don't worry sir, .....We will find your car.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #909 on: June 19, 2014, 01:52:43 PM »
Swimming Pool for those on a fixed income.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #910 on: June 19, 2014, 01:56:57 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #911 on: June 19, 2014, 09:39:03 PM »
Impossible Let's Play: ICE BATH CHALLENGE

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #912 on: June 24, 2014, 12:57:46 PM »

An Irishman and a Mercedes...
 
On a golf tour in Ireland,Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin’ toyer, sir," says the attendant.
 
Tiger nods a quick ‘hello’ and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger. 
"Well, what on this God's earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman. 
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger
 
"Jaysus," says the Irishman, "Mercedes tinks of everything!
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #914 on: June 25, 2014, 01:32:50 AM »
There's any number of places here in the forums that I could have posted this, but after some reflection, based on my original reaction to it, I decided here was probably most appropriate.

My usual morning routine is to check email, then visit my ISP's spam quarantine to see if there's anything that actually requires attention.  This morning, there was one with the subject-title "Hi, I'm your new family physician".  My family doc is getting on in years, so I figured it was worth a look.  Turned out to be ordinary spam (for online prescriptions), sent from a .net.in domain ... and I couldn't help thinking wow, cab fares are gonna get a lot more expensive.  ;D ;D
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