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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #990 on: October 10, 2014, 09:48:20 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #991 on: October 10, 2014, 10:48:08 PM »
I forget where or when I first heard this, but it's got a vaguely Ogden Nash "ring" to it:

The bees are very busy souls,
They've got no time for birth control;
And that is why, in times like these,
There are so many sons of bees.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #992 on: October 11, 2014, 12:39:01 AM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #993 on: October 11, 2014, 07:37:55 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #994 on: October 14, 2014, 02:32:16 AM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #995 on: October 14, 2014, 05:42:13 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #996 on: October 17, 2014, 05:23:39 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #997 on: October 31, 2014, 06:31:09 AM »
WARNING! This is not funny and it might make you fell sick.

Digging out a 25 year old blackhead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msZCTLXn8yQ
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #998 on: October 31, 2014, 07:04:57 AM »
Yuk! that's revolting, the topic title does mention "funny" not disgusting ::)

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #999 on: October 31, 2014, 04:55:32 PM »
WARNING! This is not funny and it might make you fell sick.

Digging out a 25 year old blackhead
If it's not funny and this certainly is NOT, why is it being posted here ???
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1000 on: October 31, 2014, 07:49:37 PM »
WARNING! This is not funny and it might make you fell sick.

Digging out a 25 year old blackhead
If it's not funny and this certainly is NOT, why is it being posted here ???
Thanks for the warning.  I'll not have a look based upon that warning. 
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1001 on: October 31, 2014, 09:05:41 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1002 on: November 07, 2014, 08:26:06 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1003 on: November 10, 2014, 10:46:31 AM »
SENIOR TRYING TO SET PASSWORD
 
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
 
USER: cabbage
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
 
USER: boiled cabbage
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
 
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
 
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
 
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
 
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
 
USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1004 on: November 12, 2014, 10:34:39 PM »
SENIOR TRYING TO SET PASSWORD

I really have a laugh ;D Reminded me of my father. 84 8)

This can only be seen in countries where lawsuit are not easy to file.

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