So funny I had to post

[bob3160]

If you have a checkered past, He might be able to help you:
         

[Para-Noid]

And you thought you were bad in sports!

There are twelve gif's.

http://news.filehippo.com/2014/11/12-sports-people-failing-badly-hurts/nggallery/image/back-flop/

[DavidR]

And you thought you were bad in sports!

There are twelve gif's.

http://news.filehippo.com/2014/11/12-sports-people-failing-badly-hurts/nggallery/image/back-flop/

God that was hard to choose a favourite clip - cocky speed skater, pipped on the line, but I think the slam dunk wins it - how many points do you award for that ?

[Para-Noid]

I like the soccer player leaping over the advertisement board just to end up in a covered and
blocked off pit. What a disappearing act! 

[Pondus]

interrogation           https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVDNNoEk4PI

[Para-Noid]

I wonder if they were read their Miranda Rights? 

[Pondus]

Thirsty? how about some frog juice   

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2014/11/18/people-in-peru-are-drinking-an-endangered-species-frog-juice-for-the-supposed-health-benefits/

[CraigB]

There was talk the other day where some yuppie idiot chef in Australia mentioned we should be eating the introduced pest "cane toad", Aussies wont eat that sort of crap so the chef was shunned for his outrageous suggestion pretty quickly maybe that's how we could get rid of the toads though by sending them all to Peru

[Pondus]

the introduced pest "cane toad"

had to google that .... a big one it is  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cane_toad

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There was talk the other day where some yuppie idiot chef in Australia mentioned we should be eating the introduced pest "cane toad", Aussies wont eat that sort of crap so the chef was shunned for his outrageous suggestion pretty quickly maybe that's how we could get rid of the toads though by sending them all to Peru

Besides the fact that they're poisonous and people have died from eating them.

[CraigB]

There was talk the other day where some yuppie idiot chef in Australia mentioned we should be eating the introduced pest "cane toad", Aussies wont eat that sort of crap so the chef was shunned for his outrageous suggestion pretty quickly maybe that's how we could get rid of the toads though by sending them all to Peru

Besides the fact that they're poisonous and people have died from eating them.

Obviously the poison glands would be removed

[DavidR]

There was talk the other day where some yuppie idiot chef in Australia mentioned we should be eating the introduced pest "cane toad", Aussies wont eat that sort of crap so the chef was shunned for his outrageous suggestion pretty quickly maybe that's how we could get rid of the toads though by sending them all to Peru

Besides the fact that they're poisonous and people have died from eating them.

Obviously the poison glands would be removed

Isn't there a bunch of weirdos that go around licking some frogs/toads as it gives them some sort of high - not sure if that is the cane toad.

Not to mention all of those Princesses going round kissing frogs

[schmidthouse]

There was talk the other day where some yuppie idiot chef in Australia mentioned we should be eating the introduced pest "cane toad", Aussies wont eat that sort of crap so the chef was shunned for his outrageous suggestion pretty quickly maybe that's how we could get rid of the toads though by sending them all to Peru

Besides the fact that they're poisonous and people have died from eating them.

Obviously the poison glands would be removed

Isn't there a bunch of weirdos that go around licking some frogs/toads as it gives them some sort of high - not sure if that is the cane toad.

Not to mention all of those Princesses going round kissing frogs

Licking, kissing, too funny   lololol

[CraigB]

Isn't there a bunch of weirdos that go around licking some frogs/toads as it gives them some sort of high - not sure if that is the cane toad.

Yes I've heard of that before, not a smart thing to do though as it usually kills you

[REDACTED]

There was talk the other day where some yuppie idiot chef in Australia mentioned we should be eating the introduced pest "cane toad", Aussies wont eat that sort of crap so the chef was shunned for his outrageous suggestion pretty quickly maybe that's how we could get rid of the toads though by sending them all to Peru

Besides the fact that they're poisonous and people have died from eating them.

Obviously the poison glands would be removed

Just the skin is toxic.