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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1050 on: December 28, 2014, 04:06:15 PM »
Hi Para-Noid,

Where to post such a non-serious topic, trivial nosh neckfillers form quite the opposite of fun, they come as an aftermath necessity.
What is the fun in getting ingredients like a stomach, "taters" and a lot of other incredible filling stuff, and a neckfiller could also be a beauty treatment for ladies that always stay out of the other neckfilling habits.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1051 on: December 28, 2014, 04:31:43 PM »
Hi Para-Noid,

Where to post such a non-serious topic, trivial nosh neckfillers form quite the opposite of fun, they come as an aftermath necessity.
What is the fun in getting ingredients like a stomach, "taters" and a lot of other incredible filling stuff, and a neckfiller could also be a beauty treatment for ladies that always stay out of the other neckfilling habits.

polonus

Where else should we post "kind of cool" posts? By the way I've had shawarma before and it's delicious.
Where Else ??? in an appropriate thread or, in a new thread but not where it really doesn't belong.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1052 on: December 28, 2014, 04:38:11 PM »
It takes "off Topic, Off Topic. (Can you really do that ??? )
Now we're back on topic ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1053 on: January 02, 2015, 01:50:56 PM »
filling gas can be difficult     ;D
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iTd9WuOJXZA


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1054 on: January 02, 2015, 01:57:52 PM »
I seen that one a couple of days ago, I'm amazed she has the ability to even drive ::) ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1055 on: January 02, 2015, 02:21:59 PM »
filling gas can be difficult     ;D
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iTd9WuOJXZA

That's remind me of my mother did the same thing 20 years ago at Caltex Service Station at Maroubra Junction, and it took her 20mins to park at the correct side of the vehicle to refill her car.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1056 on: January 02, 2015, 02:38:10 PM »
Here is another one     http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MkmGs2o23vI


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1057 on: January 02, 2015, 03:13:04 PM »
filling gas can be difficult     ;D
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iTd9WuOJXZA

She probably works for some major IT company.  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1058 on: January 02, 2015, 03:21:10 PM »
Here is another one     http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MkmGs2o23vI

I guess introducing a garage element into the driving test is out of the question.

No if that wasn't a long leggy brunette - do you think she would have got that amount of attention ;D

I can't understand - she had just come out of the kiosk, presumably having paid, makes to drive off, presumably sees hose still in tank, stops. Guy takes hose out, she puts it back in and tops it up (didn't pay) - eventually gets back in and drives off.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1059 on: January 02, 2015, 11:08:25 PM »
Just had to share this   8)

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy.

Dot Com was a comely woman,  broad of shoulder and long of leg.
 
Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
 
And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?"
 
Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"
 
Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price.

The sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."
 
Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums.
 
The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent.
 
To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew.

It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People     (HTTP).
 
And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung.
 
They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.
 
And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land.

Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.
 
And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others."
 
And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known.
 
He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."
 
And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."

"YAHOO," said Abraham.

And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.
 
Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside.
It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).
 
That is how it all began. And that's the truth! Well almost?

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1060 on: January 03, 2015, 06:22:21 AM »
Here is another one     http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MkmGs2o23vI

Thank goodness she not my wife ;D better off saying single otherwise you'll be asking for trouble later on.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1061 on: January 03, 2015, 01:44:39 PM »
Here is another one     http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MkmGs2o23vI

Thank goodness she not my wife ;D better off saying single otherwise you'll be asking for trouble later on.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1062 on: January 13, 2015, 11:00:47 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1063 on: January 14, 2015, 04:01:25 PM »
How true... ;)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1064 on: January 26, 2015, 04:17:36 PM »
Elvis is alive !!