Mr Sanders
The phone rings and the woman of the house answers,
"Hello."
"Mrs Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When
your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy
from another Mr Sanders arrived as well ... We are now uncertain which
one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not
too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questions Mrs Sanders.
"Normally we could, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests
once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
with him.