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Offline polonus

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1080 on: March 03, 2015, 06:45:31 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1081 on: March 04, 2015, 12:23:36 AM »
 ;D ;D  Probably the funniest part was the humans trying (not totally successfully) to imitate a freeze-frame while the dog's doing its thing.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1082 on: March 05, 2015, 10:07:07 PM »

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1083 on: March 10, 2015, 10:30:12 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1084 on: March 11, 2015, 06:44:11 PM »
Maybe this should be in the security section ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1087 on: March 17, 2015, 12:07:33 AM »
Little Peter Reacts to Missed Putt   ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1088 on: March 25, 2015, 08:33:37 AM »
Mr Sanders

The phone rings and the woman of the house answers,

"Hello."

"Mrs Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When
your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy
from another Mr Sanders arrived as well ... We are now uncertain which
one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not
too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questions Mrs Sanders.

"Normally we could, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests
once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
with him.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1089 on: March 30, 2015, 09:37:55 PM »
Avast has a sense of humor!  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1090 on: March 31, 2015, 02:46:51 AM »
Avast has a sense of humor!  ;D
Thanks, you've posted what I was always lazy to do :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1091 on: April 03, 2015, 09:12:20 PM »

Websites should be easy to navigate, even when 'The User Is Drunk'!
So, for only $250 (per site), I will get smashed and test your website for you.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1092 on: April 03, 2015, 09:34:17 PM »

Websites should be easy to navigate, even when 'The User Is Drunk'!
So, for only $250 (per site), I will get smashed and test your website for you.

You should advertise that deal all over the web.  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1093 on: April 03, 2015, 10:22:25 PM »

Websites should be easy to navigate, even when 'The User Is Drunk'!
So, for only $250 (per site), I will get smashed and test your website for you.

You should advertise that deal all over the web.  ;D
I had planned to offer it to all those attending the Avast sponsored Security Presentations at 40% off the regular price.
Avast makes that offer available to the attendees on their paid products. :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1094 on: April 08, 2015, 03:44:23 AM »
Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Scotland. She said the snow was waist deep this morning and is still falling.
 
The temperature has dropped below zero and the northerly wind is increasing to near gale strength.

Her husband has done nothing all morning but look through the kitchen window and stare.
 
She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let the drunken bum in.
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