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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1095 on: April 08, 2015, 10:30:16 AM »
I had to share this to you all  ;D

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Most of them are awesome stuffs, but this one is funny when this video comes at 1:00 and at 1:20  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M9T5zwCrdc
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1096 on: April 14, 2015, 01:34:01 PM »
The wisdom of old !
 
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500; if not cured get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
This is what transpired.

Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ??
Dr. Geezer:  ---  "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young:  "Oh no you don't,  --  that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1,000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak  ---  I can hardly see !
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so --  " Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story  --  Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer "
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1097 on: April 20, 2015, 11:56:57 PM »
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg ??? ??? ???
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1098 on: April 21, 2015, 12:11:09 AM »
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg ??? ??? ???

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1099 on: April 21, 2015, 12:21:41 AM »
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg ??? ??? ???

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Wrong, any other guesses ???
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1100 on: April 21, 2015, 12:31:12 AM »
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg ??? ??? ???

One
Wrong, any other guesses ???

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg."

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If you don't know something,just google it.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1101 on: April 21, 2015, 12:36:09 AM »
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg ??? ??? ???

One
Wrong, any other guesses ???

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg."

Abraham Lincoln

If you don't know something,just google it.
Correct but,
Googling takes all the fun out of things. :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1102 on: April 21, 2015, 09:16:14 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1103 on: April 22, 2015, 03:41:31 PM »
He should have better gotten a job :D

https://www.facebook.com/116687955016786/videos/942963239055916/?pnref=story
Very funny until the socially awkward son kills his mentally unstable father in his sleep ::)

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1104 on: April 26, 2015, 03:27:27 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1105 on: April 26, 2015, 06:40:53 PM »
He should have better gotten a job :D

https://www.facebook.com/116687955016786/videos/942963239055916/?pnref=story
Very funny until the socially awkward son kills his mentally unstable father in his sleep ::)

... or worst. Kill 20 schoolmates ::) Then they wonder what made him like he was, the video games or a parent who did not know how to be one :-X

Not funny at all.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1106 on: April 26, 2015, 11:42:58 PM »
... And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy you just hoped nobody found out!


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1107 on: April 28, 2015, 11:31:33 PM »
Did you pass or fail?

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1108 on: April 30, 2015, 12:58:20 AM »
I couldn't find any physical opening in that 2D image to accept my $100 bill.  :'(
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1109 on: May 03, 2015, 12:13:13 AM »

Study the picture first and then read the story.


This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.

A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.

With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day,
that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne
and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter.

Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.

He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.

The Englishman answers with a bit of humour,
"No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car

and that my wife is driving . . . . . on the other side?"

 (So sorry, lost the picture).