So funny I had to post

[polonus]

Always had a website you liked to explode and play with the pieces afterwards?
You can do so here: http://explode.website/
Have fun whenever you feel bored...

polonus

[bob3160]

Always had a website you liked to explode and play with the pieces afterwards?
You can do so here: http://explode.website/
Have fun whenever you feel bored...

polonus

http://explode.website?url=forum.avast.com%2Findex.php%3Fboard%3D2

[mchain]

May 12, 2015
Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans
By Andy Borowitz
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scientists-earth-endangered-by-new-strain-of-fact-resistant-humans

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May 12, 2015
Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans
By Andy Borowitz
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scientists-earth-endangered-by-new-strain-of-fact-resistant-humans

Total nonsense. Science has been wrong so many times in the past and has had to backtrack and retract commonly held "facts" on numerous occasions. It is only prudent to react to anything they present with the attitude of "Okay, maybe". If they're calling man-made climate change a fact, they are exaggerating things quite a lot.

Yes, I know it's satire but many would accept it as fact.

[CraigB]

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the sleeping carriage on a train. After their initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep. The man takes the top bunk, and the woman takes the lower bunk.

In the middle of the night, the man leans over and wakes the woman, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?"

The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, "I have a better idea... just for tonight... let's pretend that we're married."

The man replies with excitement, "Okay! Sure!"

"Good," says the woman, "get your own damn blanket!"

[bob3160]

EXERCISE PROGRAM FOR SENIORS
 
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty  of room at each side. 
With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight  out from your sides and
hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full  minute, and then relax.
 
Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a  bit longer.
After a couple  of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.
 
Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and
hold your arms straight  for more than a full minute. (I'm at this  level.) 
 
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

[Pondus]

Alligator vs Car   

http://www.vgtv.no/#!/video/112851/han-burde-ikke-ha-boellet-med-alligatoren

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I believe the gator won that round

[Pondus]

I believe the gator won that round

That Gator may get work at a wrecking yard   

[bob3160]

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Hahahha true

[sergofun]

bob3160, you've made my day

[bob3160]

bob3160, you've made my day

Thanks.

[Secondmineboy]

A good Pokemon related one: http://prntscr.com/7aeou3

[bob3160]

There are always exceptions to every rule.
I'll be getting up and going to California on 6/8/2015 for some presentations
and a Computer Conference.