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Offline CraigB

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1245 on: September 02, 2015, 04:08:39 PM »
Ahh! you must have been special ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1246 on: September 02, 2015, 04:10:38 PM »
Ahh! you must have been special ;D

No I wasn't special since I was called "Hey Stupid" ;)

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1247 on: September 02, 2015, 04:15:50 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1248 on: September 02, 2015, 04:16:20 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1249 on: September 02, 2015, 04:22:23 PM »
I see these freaks more and more every day when walking around the city, what were they thinking :o ::)

You wouldn't want to be standing near him when he blew his nose.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1250 on: September 02, 2015, 04:41:40 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1251 on: September 02, 2015, 05:26:07 PM »
Whoever wrote the text for the starving dog cant spell, I've never heard of straving :P

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1252 on: September 02, 2015, 05:30:16 PM »
Whoever wrote the text for the starving dog cant spell, I've never heard of straving :P

Didn't you know dogs can't spell worth cr4p.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1253 on: September 02, 2015, 05:42:44 PM »
Didn't you know dogs can't spell worth cr4p.
That one cant anyway ;D I wonder if the dog is related to Dobbie from the Harry Potter movie :-\ a very similar resemblance :)

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1254 on: September 03, 2015, 06:11:49 PM »
I saw this and busted out laughing. My dog thought I was nuts.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1255 on: September 03, 2015, 06:17:43 PM »
I saw this and busted out laughing. My dog thought I was nuts.
They make a cream just for that occasion....  :) :) :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1256 on: September 03, 2015, 06:23:55 PM »
Talking from experience are we Bob :) the old pec's don't quite sit where they used too ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1257 on: September 03, 2015, 07:15:47 PM »
Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in Perth.  A detective goes into the coroner's office to find out the cause of death.
The coroner walks over to the first dead man. "This is Chris", he says. "He died after winning $2 million on the lottery".
He then moves onto the second smiling corpse. "This is Johnny" the coroner says with a grin. "He died having vigorous sex with Ruby Smith".
Finally he moves onto the last smiling corpse. "This is Dennis", says the coroner. "He died after being struck by lightning".
"Then why in the hell was he smiling"? asked the detective
"Oh", says the coroner. "Our guess is he thought he was having his picture taken".

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1258 on: September 03, 2015, 08:40:44 PM »
Talking from experience are we Bob :) the old pec's don't quite sit where they used too ;D
Mine are probably tighter than yours but that wasn't what the joke was about was it ???
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1259 on: September 04, 2015, 03:36:09 AM »
Talking from experience are we Bob :) the old pec's don't quite sit where they used too ;D
Mine are probably tighter than yours but that wasn't what the joke was about was it ???
;D ;D ;D I doubt that very much ;D ;D ;D