Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, " Where did you get such a great looking bike? "
The second engineer replied," Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, " Take what you want”.
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, " Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."