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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1290 on: September 07, 2015, 06:44:25 AM »
Man! I can't stand snakes chasing me all the time, no wonder I still missed Sylvester when he wasn't around :-\
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1291 on: September 07, 2015, 01:15:52 PM »
Carpet pythons love little mice Speedy ;D I'd much rather him around the house though than all the Tiger snakes that are waking up at the moment.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1292 on: September 07, 2015, 01:47:13 PM »
Carpet pythons love little mice Speedy ;D I'd much rather him around the house though than all the Tiger snakes that are waking up at the moment.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1293 on: September 08, 2015, 07:36:30 PM »
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.

The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I’ll see you back in court Monday.
 
” On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?”

“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”

“Seventeen people? That’s wonderful How did you do it? ”

 “I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o.

Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”

“That’s admirable,” says the judge.

Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”

“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”

“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”

“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says

 “I drew two circles like this: o O.

I then pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your butt before prison... ;)

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1294 on: September 09, 2015, 08:23:27 AM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1295 on: September 10, 2015, 06:41:50 PM »
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he must marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunningly, gorgeous daughters who positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer replied, 'They're looking to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want.'

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

'Well,' said the man, 'she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed.'

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

'Well, the man replied, 'she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell....overweight.'

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, She’s perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry.'

So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born.

When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine.

He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

'Well,' explained the farmer, 'She was just a weeeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell... pregnant when you met her.'

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1296 on: September 10, 2015, 09:35:55 PM »
Reminds me of the Virus and Worms Forum.
Some of the systems are just a weeeee bit, not that you could tell.... infected. :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1297 on: September 11, 2015, 03:09:27 AM »
In a recent Canadian Football League game, Rabbit scores a touch down and does the victory dance.
These CFL players have nothing on this rabbit. ;D
http://cfl.ca/video/index/id/115883

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1298 on: September 13, 2015, 06:37:04 PM »
In a recent Canadian Football League game, Rabbit scores a touch down and does the victory dance.
These CFL players have nothing on this rabbit. ;D
http://cfl.ca/video/index/id/115883
Nice, the video won't play in IE though, I had to use Chrome.  The jump at the end is awesome.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1299 on: September 13, 2015, 06:52:55 PM »
In a recent Canadian Football League game, Rabbit scores a touch down and does the victory dance.
These CFL players have nothing on this rabbit. ;D
http://cfl.ca/video/index/id/115883
Nice, the video won't play in IE though, I had to use Chrome.  The jump at the end is awesome.
It played in Edge. :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1300 on: September 13, 2015, 06:53:06 PM »
Nice, the video won't play in IE though, I had to use Chrome.  The jump at the end is awesome.
Plays fine with IE11 for me.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1301 on: September 14, 2015, 01:04:41 AM »
In a recent Canadian Football League game, Rabbit scores a touch down and does the victory dance.
These CFL players have nothing on this rabbit. ;D
http://cfl.ca/video/index/id/115883
Nice, the video won't play in IE though, I had to use Chrome.  The jump at the end is awesome.
It played in Edge. :)
I just tried it again in IE 11 on Windows 10. It just has a blank white space where the video would be. I tried it in Edge and the same thing, no video. The Flash player is turned on too. It only works in Chrome.

Update:  It works in IE 11 if I view the site in Compatibility view. It only works in Edge if Adobe Flash Player is set to off.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1302 on: September 15, 2015, 06:49:34 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1303 on: September 18, 2015, 03:38:06 PM »

Something to think about:
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1304 on: September 20, 2015, 01:13:53 PM »
So funny how choice now seems to be a complete illusion - all bears down to 10 big players owning all the brands in the shop.
Game over when there is no more competition?  8)
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