Author Topic: So funny I had to post (Read 946823 times)

bob3160 · « **Reply #1395 on:** December 12, 2015, 08:32:49 PM »

Quote from: polonus on December 12, 2015, 08:30:50 PM

A free app to change any Trump found into a Voldemort-alias: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/trump2voldemort/afaegmcdokcokkbaijmchbnocnfpmibn?hl=en-US&gl=US
Developed by Sarah Xiyi Chen

polonus

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I thought this was meant for funny stuff. Not politics

polonus · « **Reply #1396 on:** December 13, 2015, 12:25:11 AM »

I gave as I found it mentioned by one of our big Dutch general newspapers.
You could hardly take such an app seriously, could you?
Thought it was meant to be a free funny app.,
else I think Google would not have allowed it into their official Google Web Shop,
when they fel it was stepping over the line of being politically biased.
Well whenever you feel that it is, you could ask them to have it removed.

polonus

bob3160 · « **Reply #1397 on:** December 13, 2015, 08:23:52 PM »

The Best News Bloopers Of 2015

http://digg.com/video/best-news-bloopers-2015

Secondmineboy · « **Reply #1398 on:** December 14, 2015, 11:49:37 AM »

LOL Microsoft:

bob3160 · « **Reply #1399 on:** December 14, 2015, 03:18:24 PM »

@ Steve,
I fail to see the humor

Secondmineboy · « **Reply #1400 on:** December 14, 2015, 03:20:06 PM »

Quote from: bob3160 on December 14, 2015, 03:18:24 PM

@ Steve,
I fail to see the humor

They dont give you any option to say no.

Just now or later.

PS: My name is not steve, thats just how Windows calls me in my file system for whatever reason.

polonus · « **Reply #1401 on:** December 15, 2015, 12:59:24 AM »

When you do not see the humour, you are ready to download Win 10

polonus

MikeBCda · « **Reply #1402 on:** December 15, 2015, 09:05:33 PM »

Pardon the serious aside here, which probably belongs in a more appropriate topic. MS has been pushing Win 10 so hard that for the last few months, each Update Tuesday I've had to check out the "more info" (bulletin) link for each and every offered update for references to "facilitating upgrading to 10". Any such update I untick and hide, which seems to be the only workable defense ... we're almost back into the age of EULAs with sneaky small-print clauses.

bob3160 · « **Reply #1403 on:** December 15, 2015, 10:45:11 PM »

Quote from: MikeBCda on December 15, 2015, 09:05:33 PM

Pardon the serious aside here, which probably belongs in a more appropriate topic. MS has been pushing Win 10 so hard that for the last few months, each Update Tuesday I've had to check out the "more info" (bulletin) link for each and every offered update for references to "facilitating upgrading to 10". Any such update I untick and hide, which seems to be the only workable defense ... we're almost back into the age of EULAs with sneaky small-print clauses.

Precisely why I asked where the humor was in this post.

CraigB · « **Reply #1404 on:** December 17, 2015, 08:17:00 AM »

Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User..

_________________ ________________

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear”to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGISE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGISE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Asyn · « **Reply #1405 on:** December 17, 2015, 09:32:12 AM »

Sounds a bit like Windows 10.

CraigB · « **Reply #1406 on:** December 17, 2015, 10:29:03 AM »

Quote from: Asyn on December 17, 2015, 09:32:12 AM

Sounds a bit like Windows 10.

Nah! Win10 is a breeze, no where near as confusing as wife 1.0

bob3160 · « **Reply #1407 on:** December 17, 2015, 11:37:04 PM »

Quote from: CraigB on December 17, 2015, 10:29:03 AM

Quote from: Asyn on December 17, 2015, 09:32:12 AM
Sounds a bit like Windows 10.
Nah! Win10 is a breeze, no where near as confusing as wife 1.0

By now I have both Windows 10 and Wife #1 figured out.
It was easier to figure out Windows 10. It took 55 years to finally figure out Wife #1

Pondus · « **Reply #1408 on:** December 19, 2015, 11:59:40 AM »

Need a Chocolate 3.5 in. Floppy Disk http://www.schakolad.com/Corporate-Gifts/Professional-Trades/Chocolate_3*5_in*_Floppy_Disk@/

Para-Noid · « **Reply #1409 on:** December 19, 2015, 06:44:51 PM »

Watch: This flight attendant has 'em rolling in the aisles!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPfya60FYo4