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Offline Para-Noid

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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1620 on: May 19, 2017, 07:52:21 PM »
+1 Good one Bob.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1621 on: May 22, 2017, 04:59:59 AM »
Not sure what to make of this one or if it is even funny (or not): 
http://boingboing.net/2017/05/17/prophylactic-bricking.html
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1622 on: May 22, 2017, 11:02:38 AM »
Quote from: mchain on May 22, 2017, 04:59:59 AM
Not sure what to make of this one or if it is even funny (or not): 
http://boingboing.net/2017/05/17/prophylactic-bricking.html
Not funny but it's crazy ridiculous ::)
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1623 on: May 22, 2017, 10:08:40 PM »
Sometimes it's fun to be a dad

http://shareably.net/blinker-fluid-prank/
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1624 on: May 24, 2017, 02:47:29 PM »

A modern love story


 An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.


One afternoon the wife decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."


 The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.  Please advise."
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1625 on: May 27, 2017, 12:45:18 AM »
DavidR mentioned he used this in a recent post:  https://giphy.com/gifs/hungry-cookie-monster-EKUvB9uFnm2Xe

(Just kidding)
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1626 on: June 05, 2017, 11:34:52 PM »

By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs
You're welcome. :)
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1627 on: June 05, 2017, 11:38:54 PM »
Quote from: bob3160 on June 05, 2017, 11:34:52 PM

By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs
You're welcome. :)
Too complicated to follow, but thanks.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1628 on: June 06, 2017, 12:05:54 AM »
Quote from: bob3160 on June 05, 2017, 11:34:52 PM

By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs
You're welcome. :)

Pretty clear to me, we need to investigate, well, everything. That way we don't have to get down to the difficult job of running the country.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1629 on: June 06, 2017, 02:26:30 AM »
Quote from: bob3160 on June 05, 2017, 11:34:52 PM

By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs
You're welcome. :)

Say what? LMBO  ;D
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1630 on: June 06, 2017, 05:00:08 AM »
Quote from: bob3160 on June 05, 2017, 11:34:52 PM
By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs
You're welcome. :)
ROFL ;D
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1631 on: June 06, 2017, 12:33:15 PM »
Quote from: mchain on June 05, 2017, 11:38:54 PM
Quote from: bob3160 on June 05, 2017, 11:34:52 PM

By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs
You're welcome. :)
Too complicated to follow, but thanks.
It's called double talk. (Something politicians are famous for.) The are of saying something that sounds important but means nothing.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1632 on: June 14, 2017, 03:43:47 PM »
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1633 on: June 15, 2017, 02:40:29 PM »
Quote from: Asyn on June 06, 2017, 05:00:08 AM
Quote from: bob3160 on June 05, 2017, 11:34:52 PM
By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs
You're welcome. :)
ROFL ;D

No disrespect to the American people but to be honest before and during the election I knew something bad or worse gona go down the track and *drum roll* at present it's going down hill. FBI investigates Donald Trump's son in law, and Trump himself is being investigated by FBI, collisions between Russia and America regarding the elections and all the other crap in between. Why can't the election be fair during that time? I will never ever understand. To be honest, if Donald Trump gets fired for being president, because I heard in the news that he may not be president for long time. I don't know who will step up to be the president?
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1634 on: June 18, 2017, 11:18:12 AM »
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