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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1635 on: June 18, 2017, 11:32:58 AM »
Wow. :o ;D
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1636 on: June 18, 2017, 11:46:14 AM »
Wow. :o ;D
I guess Trump is one of them    ;D


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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1637 on: June 18, 2017, 11:47:59 AM »
Wow. :o ;D
I guess Trump is one of them    ;D
Nah.  Now you know who elected him.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1638 on: June 24, 2017, 09:01:14 AM »
Tips on how to best test security solutions for the newest tester on the block, the CIA.
https://blog.avast.com/sarcasm-alert-new-independent-tester-awards-cia-graded-certification
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1639 on: June 24, 2017, 09:53:21 AM »
Tips on how to best test security solutions for the newest tester on the block, the CIA.
https://blog.avast.com/sarcasm-alert-new-independent-tester-awards-cia-graded-certification

Great ;)
Though somewhat strange to see something loosely connected to security in the 'Was so funny I had to post' topic.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1640 on: June 24, 2017, 10:34:22 AM »
Hi Dave, I had a good laugh while reading it, but it certainly would fit in other threads as well.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1641 on: June 24, 2017, 11:16:36 AM »
Hi Dave, I had a good laugh while reading it, but it certainly would fit in other threads as well.

I just thought it ironic that something serious (security related and all their hacking tools having created havoc) could make us laugh.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1643 on: June 24, 2017, 01:44:43 PM »
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfS5kBGBh00


The clip directly following that one 'Funny Animals' is great.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1644 on: July 03, 2017, 07:54:00 PM »
Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 183 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we have received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.

When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: "If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available.

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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1645 on: July 03, 2017, 07:55:56 PM »

A woman from Tasmania who was a tree hugging, Greenie purchased a piece of bush near Deloraine. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Greenie, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Management Service, and the local council before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.

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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1646 on: July 03, 2017, 08:04:44 PM »
Those permits may no longer be needed under the current administration..... :) :) :)
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1647 on: July 20, 2017, 12:37:13 PM »
T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already
inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her

biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1648 on: July 20, 2017, 02:38:53 PM »
 :)
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1649 on: July 22, 2017, 02:44:29 PM »

A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.  She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.   "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch.
How much will you charge me?"   Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage.   The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"   "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes."   A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.   "You're finished already??" the startled husband asked.   "Yes," the blonde replied, “and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats.
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.   
"Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
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