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Offline Lisandro

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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1680 on: November 10, 2017, 09:41:07 PM »
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1681 on: November 10, 2017, 11:55:30 PM »
Thank you, I just changed my roll. :)
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1682 on: November 21, 2017, 12:27:36 AM »
Best friends graduated  from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties,
they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist, and Dr. Jones was the proctologist;
they put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and  Posteriors.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.
Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives –thumbs down again.
Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good. Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!
So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way. Freaks and Cheeks - still no good. Loons and Moons –  forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.Everybody loved it.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1683 on: November 22, 2017, 10:41:16 PM »
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1684 on: December 01, 2017, 08:24:10 PM »
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1685 on: December 15, 2017, 11:29:13 AM »
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1686 on: December 20, 2017, 05:17:49 PM »
Some things never change.
Just in time for Christmas - Thanks Spiceworks. :)

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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1687 on: December 21, 2017, 04:59:12 PM »
Tis' The Season
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1688 on: January 31, 2018, 11:47:53 PM »
I'm always on the lookout for Spam.
When I came across some in my house today,
I wanted to put it into the spam folder.
My wife had other ideas
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1689 on: February 21, 2018, 03:25:09 PM »
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1690 on: February 21, 2018, 03:28:33 PM »
ROFL ;D 8)
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1691 on: February 21, 2018, 03:33:18 PM »
A friend of mine replied and suggested that I get a DNA test as soon as possible.
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1692 on: February 25, 2018, 10:35:38 PM »
A Newfie, Stanley, died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always
hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp,
and they also went  to the Local Pub for drinks together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, “Nope, ain't Stanley.”

The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm
the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, “Yup,
he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.”
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, “No, it ain't Stanley .”
The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”
Gomer said, “well, Stanley had two assholes.”
“What! He had two assholes?” asked the mortician.
“Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,
"There's Stanley with them two assholes.”
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1693 on: February 27, 2018, 11:53:49 PM »
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Re: Was so funny I had to post
« Reply #1694 on: March 05, 2018, 07:56:45 PM »
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