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Offline CraigB

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1785 on: February 27, 2020, 01:27:55 PM »

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1786 on: February 27, 2020, 01:28:52 PM »
20 quid is 20 quid

Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire show every year, and every year Bill would say,
" Blanche, I'd like to ride in that there 'elicopter "

Blanche always replied,
" I know Bill, but that 'elicopter ride is twenty quid,
And twenty quid is twenty quid ! "

One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,
" Blanche, I'm 75 years old.
If I don't ride that there 'elicopter, I might never get another chance "
To this, Blanche replied,
" Bill that 'elicopter ride is twenty quid, and twenty quid is twenty quid "

The pilot overheard the couple and said,
" I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny !
But if you say one word it's twenty quid. "

Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,
" By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't..
I'm impressed ! "

Bill replied,
" Well, to tell you t'truth
I almost said summat when Blanche fell out,
But tha' knows,
twenty quid is twenty quid

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1787 on: February 27, 2020, 06:41:30 PM »
Quote from: CraigB
<snip cutting to the punch line>

When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,
" By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't..
I'm impressed ! "

Bill replied,
" Well, to tell you t'truth
I almost said summat when Blanche fell out,
But tha' knows,
twenty quid is twenty quid

Splitting my sides :)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1788 on: February 29, 2020, 07:49:45 AM »
Apple iTit

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $1000 to $2400, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and never listening to them.

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1789 on: February 29, 2020, 07:56:34 AM »
Apple iTit
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $1000 to $2400, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and never listening to them.
ROFL ;D
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1790 on: February 29, 2020, 11:10:31 AM »
Apple iTit

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $1000 to $2400, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and never listening to them.
Have you’ve been reading the IT pornographic again Craig
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1791 on: February 29, 2020, 01:35:31 PM »
Apple iTit

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $1000 to $2400, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and never listening to them.
Dolly Parton have been beta testing it for a long time







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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1792 on: February 29, 2020, 04:36:37 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1793 on: March 01, 2020, 06:08:06 AM »
Enough to Make You Disney

Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse.

Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.

"I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge.

Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*cking Goofy!"

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1794 on: March 06, 2020, 05:40:02 PM »
Blonde Joke

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1795 on: March 06, 2020, 06:46:11 PM »
:) :) :)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1796 on: March 16, 2020, 12:26:13 PM »
An associate of Trump's - a golfing buddy - told him he'd had this fantastic dream the other night:

There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Trump. Perhaps millions lined the parade route cheering when Donald went past. It was the biggest
celebration Washington, perhaps any city, had ever seen.

Donald was very impressed and said, "That's really great! The best! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair OK?"

His friend replied... "I couldn't tell as the casket was closed".

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1797 on: March 19, 2020, 02:35:41 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1798 on: March 19, 2020, 03:03:31 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1799 on: March 22, 2020, 11:29:12 PM »
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