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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1800 on: February 29, 2020, 07:49:45 AM »
Apple iTit

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $1000 to $2400, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and never listening to them.

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1801 on: February 29, 2020, 07:56:34 AM »
Apple iTit
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $1000 to $2400, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and never listening to them.
ROFL ;D
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1802 on: February 29, 2020, 11:10:31 AM »
Apple iTit

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $1000 to $2400, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and never listening to them.
Have you’ve been reading the IT pornographic again Craig
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1803 on: February 29, 2020, 01:35:31 PM »
Apple iTit

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $1000 to $2400, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and never listening to them.
Dolly Parton have been beta testing it for a long time







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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1804 on: February 29, 2020, 04:36:37 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1805 on: March 01, 2020, 06:08:06 AM »
Enough to Make You Disney

Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse.

Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.

"I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge.

Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*cking Goofy!"

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1806 on: March 06, 2020, 05:40:02 PM »
Blonde Joke

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« Reply #1807 on: March 06, 2020, 06:46:11 PM »
:) :) :)
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« Reply #1808 on: March 16, 2020, 12:26:13 PM »
An associate of Trump's - a golfing buddy - told him he'd had this fantastic dream the other night:

There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Trump. Perhaps millions lined the parade route cheering when Donald went past. It was the biggest
celebration Washington, perhaps any city, had ever seen.

Donald was very impressed and said, "That's really great! The best! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair OK?"

His friend replied... "I couldn't tell as the casket was closed".

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« Reply #1809 on: March 19, 2020, 02:35:41 PM »
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« Reply #1810 on: March 19, 2020, 03:03:31 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1811 on: March 22, 2020, 11:29:12 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1812 on: March 29, 2020, 02:43:45 PM »
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1813 on: March 29, 2020, 05:31:24 PM »
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

I was thinking more along the lines of, so he didn't drop his ball5.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1814 on: March 29, 2020, 10:25:10 PM »
WISE ITALIAN GRANDFATHER

An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ...38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a
home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "?