Wise Boy
A boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls alongside.
"If you get in," the driver says, "I’ll give you £10."
The boy refuses and keeps walking.
A bit further along, the man again pulls over. "Okay," he says. "How about £20 and a packet of sweets?"
The boy tells the man to bugger off and carries on walking.
Still further up the road, the man again pulls to the curb. "Right," he says. "This is my final offer; I’ll give you £50 and all the sweets you can eat."
The little boy stops walking, goes towards the car, and leans in.
"Look, Dad" he hisses, "You bought the bloody Skoda, you’ll have to live with it."
