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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1860 on: June 29, 2020, 10:27:22 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1861 on: June 29, 2020, 11:34:15 PM »


I hope you aren't eating all of those Ice Pops to get the jokes Bob :D
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1862 on: June 29, 2020, 11:40:59 PM »


I hope you aren't eating all of those Ice Pops to get the jokes Bob :D
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1863 on: June 30, 2020, 10:34:04 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1864 on: June 30, 2020, 10:54:35 PM »
Just wonder how he manages to wash and shave, carefully I guess :)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1865 on: July 02, 2020, 05:07:20 PM »
Just wonder how he manages to wash and shave, carefully I guess :)
And how does he sleep with his pillow
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1866 on: July 08, 2020, 11:48:51 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1867 on: July 16, 2020, 08:11:26 PM »

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J  K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is  represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =  98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G -E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =  100% 
And, 
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =  103% 
AND, look how far ass  kissing   will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N -G 
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  = 118% 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard  work   
and   Knowledge will get you close, and  Attitude   will get you there.
Its  the   Bullshit   and   Ass  Kissing that will put you over the  top.   

Now you  know why Politicians are where they are! 
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1868 on: July 26, 2020, 03:20:57 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1869 on: July 30, 2020, 05:28:33 PM »
I spotted this on Facebook.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1870 on: July 30, 2020, 06:59:16 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1871 on: July 30, 2020, 11:00:31 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1872 on: July 31, 2020, 01:15:14 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1873 on: August 04, 2020, 03:34:08 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1874 on: August 04, 2020, 04:19:00 PM »
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter...