Ooops
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She asked her son, Little Johnny, to use his own phone ask his daddy who was at work to call her urgently.
After Little Johnny had called, he told mummy that there was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching his daddy on the mobile.
Hearing this, Mom got angry. She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out yelling profanities at him and gave him a slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure. The neighbours were in the garden and shouted across asking what was wrong.
The woman asked Little Johnny to tell everybody that when he phoned his daddy a lady answered each time - it was obvious what had been going on
So Johnny told everyone that the lady had told him :-
"The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please try again later…”