So funny I had to post

[bob3160]

A mom text: “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?”
He texts back, “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later”.
The mom texts him, “It’s ok, don’t worry about it.
I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”

[bob3160]

[CraigB]

NILE VIRUS, TYPE C

We are still battling the COVID-19, and the next thing is already here. Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1930 and 1970.
 
Symptoms: Causes you
1. To send the same message twice.
2. To send a blank message.
3. To send a message to the wrong person.
4. To send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. To forget to attach the attachment.
6. To hit SEND before you've finished.
7. To hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. To SEND when you should DELETE.
 
It is called the C-NILE virus! If you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain — the D-NILE virus.

[Asyn]

[bob3160]

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[SpeedyPC]

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[alanb]

I wish I'd created this!

[SpeedyPC]

Not gunna happen Bob, not gunna happen  YouTwitFace 

[bob3160]

I wish I'd created this!

I wish I could substitute the people in that cartoon but, I'd be accused of political bias.

[bob3160]

So how do I convince Google that I don't have an In Box?

[CraigB]

Show Business

A young ventriloquist touring New Zealand puts on a show in a small fishing town...
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands up and starts shouting,

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes...

What makes you think you can stereotype N.Z blonde women that way?

What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people.
It’s people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb!


You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde interrupts yelling,

"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee!

[bob3160]

Something that would never happen to me.
bob3160 was married on 3/1/60

[Asyn]

Good one.